Can somebody come bail me out in a few?

[LeftyMom]

I am about to kill the little fucker who keeps riding his noisy motor scooter past my house, because it's keeping my kid awake.

This. is. not. the. day. to. fuck. with. me.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

1. cash or bond?

VAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

[LeftyMom]

3. It's your money.

I'm cool either way. :D

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

4. pennies it is...

Ill get the piggy bank :rofl:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. He is disturbing the peace, and there are noise ordinances....

pertaining to cars. Just call the cops. That's what they're for.
Duckie

[SeattleGirl]

5. In addition to calling the cops, here's an idea for a bit of revenge:

When LeftyKid gets cranky because he hasn't gotten enough sleep, make a recording of the whining and crying (no insult meant to LK - I just know how kids are when they are tired), and then play it outside the little fucker's window over and over and over and over and over again! Bwahahahahaha! :evilgrin:

Teach HIM to ride his motor scooter up and down the street when LK is trying to sleep!