Have you ever been contacted by someone from the future, and if so

[anarch]

did they tell you that a merciless cyborg would hunt you down and kill you so that your son could not lead the rebellion against the machines, and you should come with them if you want to live?

[ZombieNixon]

1. Why however did you guess?

:eyes: :P

[jukes]

2. vasectomy

i'd tell him to try across the street. there, the yellow one...

[Orsino]

3. If someone asks you whether you're a god, say yes.

If he asks whether you're Sarah Conner, say no.

[anarch]

5. haha!

excellent advice :thumbsup:

[Mutley]

4. Yeah, that happens about once a week.

:boring:

:D