Religion...

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My view at the bottom. :D

Taoism: Shit Happens
HInduism: This shit happened before
Confucianism: Confucius say "Shit happens"
Buddhism: It is only the illusion of shit happening
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehovah Witnesses: Knock Knock; 'Shit Happens.'
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work hard.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Judaism: Why does this shit happen to me?
Televangelism: Send me money or shit will happen.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama lama ding dong
Existentialism: What is this shit anyways?

My Personal standpoint: I don't give a shit.