Imagine you're Oliver Wendell Jones....

[Robb]

...you remember, the little hacker from Bloom County.

You get to put one headline on the New York Times, you've got one shot -- and it'll make it to print on every copy, and the online edition. You can't add any follow-up text, just the big, banner headline on page 1.

What do you make it say? :evilgrin:

[Sagan]

1. That brings back memories

Mine would be:

"Bush says 'Texas is OK, but I prefer Maine'"