What's your Smurf Name?

[Robb]

In the spirit of the Battle Cry Generator, I give you the Smurf Name Generator.

Amusingly, I am "Disgruntled Smurf".

[PVnRT]

1. Colicky Smurf?

What the hell is that?

[7th_Sephiroth]

58. i entered my real name and got

Deadly Smurf

Entered Optimus prime and got

Cletus the Slack-Jawed Smurf

Entered Autsin powers and got

Conrad Smurf

Entered Mega Tron and got

Bambi Smurf

Entered Galva Tron and got

Britney Smurf

Entered Utlta Magnus and got

Talk to the Hand Smurf

Entered Star Scream and got

Full Monty Smurf

Entered Uni Cron and got

Bambi Smurf

[Cooley Hurd]

2. I'm "Conrad" Smurf...

What the smurf does that mean?

[eyesroll]

3. I am Phil the Smurf. n/t

[SiobhanClancy]

4. New-and-Improved Smurf

How funny:)Wish it were true

[Keebs]

5. Noxious Smurf

wOot!

[curse10]

6. "Very Uninteresting Smurf"

:-(

[SiobhanClancy]

7. A sure sign...

that the Smurf name generator doesn't know what it's doing:)

[curse10]

15. Thanks SC :-)

I'm very interesting! So there! :-)

[GOPisEvil]

22. Hey!!! That's MY name, too!

:-(

[put out]

31. Yeah, me too.

(sticks out tongue) See why I'm put out? I want to be invisible smurf, not "uninteresting".

[jpgray]

8. Stickleback Smurf

[Bronco69]

9. Ibn al' Smurf

WTF is that?

[Mikimouse]

14. Hey that's great, there are two of us!

I guess that means that we accessed the site at the same time

[Mikimouse]

10. Ibn al' Smurf

whoops, better go now, the department of smurfland security is looking for me.

[La_Serpiente]

11. Hannibal Smurf

[Deja Q]

12. Litigious Smurf

It figures.

[Deja Q]

13. George Bush is Naughty Smurf

ROTFLMAO!!!!!! :D


Edit: George W Bush is Fundamentalist Smurf. (hmmm, do we not know the political beliefs of the dude who created this page, eh?)

On the plus side, Ronald Reagan is Britney Smurf, okay...

John F Kennedy is Erectile Dysfunction Smurf (very odd, that)

Bill Clinton is Pimpin' Smurf

Martin Luther King Jr is Junkie Smurf

Richard Nixon is Hannibal Smurf

Malcolm X is Chesty Smurf

Peter Tork is Heterosexual Smurf (that is SO gay...)

Adolf Hitler is Brittney Smurf too...

Well, maybe we now know more about the site's creator than we'd ever wanted to...

[peekaloo]

23. Ha! Cheney is Meshugana Smurf

Oy Vey!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

16. Pantsless Smurf?

What the hell. I put in one variation of my name and got stalker smurf. What ever.
Duckie

[Mikimouse]

17. Just ran my daughter-in-law's name and it came up with

Erectile Dysfunction Smurf. I can't wait to tell my son-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Darth_Kitten]

18. My real name = Uninteresting Smurf

My DU name = Deadly Smurf :evilgrin:

[trof]

19. first name: trof Last name: du

And my Smurf name IS...
Cletus the Slack-Jawed Smurf

[ProudGerman]

20. Chanuka Smurf

I guess I better start eating kosher.

I wonder if I'm related to Chanukah Harry?

[ProudGerman]

42. I just did my full name

and I'm Yahweh Smurf.

Now that is quite an ego trip.

[omshanti]

64. Golden Flash Smurf is here to make everything Smurfy again!

oh goodee!!!
What a smurfy time!

[brainshrub]

21. Hannibal Smurf

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

24. Full Monty Smurf(ette)

Hell yeah!

[goobergunch]

25. Fundamentalist Smurf

:wtf:

[markus]

26. I am Maximus Smurf!

Bow down before me, all Smurf-dom, and pay homage!

[grannylib]

66. Hey me too!! Maximus Smurfette here!

[MojoKrunch]

27. MojoSmurf baby!

Do I make you purple baby?

Yea.

Mojo

[KeepItReal]

34. Thats a good one!

You go, Mo-to-tha-Jo!!

:-)

[philosophie_en_rose]

28. Britney Smurf???

I protest.

[GOPisEvil]

29. At least you aren't "very uninteresting".

At least I know why I'm still single. :eyes:

[philosophie_en_rose]

36. My real name equals "fictitious smurf."

The smurfs do not believe in me.

:cry:

[JVS]

30. Megatron Smurf

[kanrok]

32. Full Monty Smurf

n/t

[kanrok]

33. Ironically, I ran Rush Limpdick's name:

He is "Kung Pao Smurf"

[philosophie_en_rose]

35. George Bush is "Naughty Smurf"

:puke:

George W. is "New-and-Improved Smurf"
Barbara Bush is "Chesty Smurf"
Karl Rove is "Squanto Smurf"

:puke:

[Cush]

37. Stoolie Smurf

Um, I'm not gonna ask

[aQuArius]

38. Britney Smurf?

Geez, every Britney I've ever known has made me want to puke! I am doomed... :wtf:

[aQuArius]

40. My kids... Futzy & Killdozer Smurf ... lol

:) :) And my co-worker is either Very Uninteresting or Transparent Smurf. :) :)

[theorist]

39. "The Smurf"

What can I say? I'm The Smurf, yo!

[maxanne]

41. Fetid Smurf??

I'm going to go cry now. ;(

[areschild]

43. Hi, I'm Lydia Smurf

;)

[Whitacre D_WI]

44. It WORKS!

I am "Boozy Smurf."

[Blade]

45. The Real Slim Smurfy....

:shrug:

[eyesroll]

51. Welcome to DU, Slim Smurfy!

:hi:
(Marshall Mathers also tests as The Real Slim Smurfy.)

[Blade]

52. hehe

thanks eyesroll! :hi:

[Zero Division]

46. Hoochie Smurf?!!

Very disturbing.

[eyesroll]

47. Dennis Kucinich = Ichabod Smurf

Howard Dean = Chesty Smurf
Al Sharpton, John Kerry = Fictitious Smurf
CMB = Megatron Smurf
John Edwards = Meshugana Smurf
Wesley Clark = Stickleback Smurf
Dick Gephardt = Fidel Smurf
Joe Lieberman = Cleft Palate Smurf

[HEyHEY]

48. "Nascar Smurf".... What the fuck?!

May as well call me "Toothless dumbass hic smurf"

Fuck that damn site

[Blade]

49. My roommate...

is "Erectile Dysfunction Smurf." Seriously!

[dani]

50. Radioactive Smurf?

That's not good.

[hippiechick]

53. Ingenious Smurf checking in !

:bounce:


:hippie:

[eileen_d]

54. Mine is "Smurf Smurf Smurf"

I think the "generator" behind this must be tired.

[sleepyhead]

59. I am Smurf Smurf Smurf too!

We should get together with the guy I just read about somewhere who just officially changed his name to "Bubba Bubba Bubba"!

[Limbought]

55. Meshugana Smurf

It must be true.

[NaMeaHou]

56. Smurf God

that's me

[dolo amber]

57. "Stews in His Own Gravy Smurf"

Or Smurfette, as the case may be. :D

Mmmmm....gravy.....

[amandae]

60. I'm "Stoner Smurf"

How'd they generate that one??

:smoke:

[meow mix]

61. Erectile Dysfunction Smurf?!

gee. thank you so much =(

[SOteric]

62. Talk to the Hand Smurf

[BritishHuman]

63. Cleft Palate Smurf?!?

Maybe I should have been aborted.

[rppper]

65. junkie smurf here.....

brent of rppper, my 16 y/o son who sometimes posts, wound up as britney smurf or chicken-fried smurf, depending upon how i spelled his name.....

i just don't get the junkie thing...i am a drug councelor...go figure....

come papa tally-smurf, tally me bananas.....

[MrScorpio]

67. Radioactive Smurf

That's must be why I have that certain glow.

[CShine]

68. Fatass Smurf

No shit. I think somebody knows me.