Worst movie ever?

[solinvictus]

My wife and I rented Rob Zombie's "House of 1,000 Corpses" and I see why he lost several distributors for it in production. It is the WORST movie I've ever seen, even worse than "Attack of the Clones". There was no point to it, lots of weird snippets of unrelated footage edited in, and a weird amalgamation of the story lines of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and "The People Under the Stairs". God, it was embarassingly awful. I can't believe someone signed off on the production of this crap.

[Dirty Hippie]

1. Clash of the Titians

Featured a very young Harry Hamlin but I wanted to leave the theater. The person I was with objected so I suffered through it.

[muchacho]

2. hmmmm....

Wow. Rock stars can't direct?!

Who knew?

[joeybee12]

3. Manos--Hands of Fate

Or something like that. An MST3000 movie that is unbearable even with the robots making snappy comments about it!

[Garage Queen]

34. Oh, lordy, I agree!

When even the Misty treatment can't make a movie bearable, you KNOW it's bad!

Some runner's up:

Showgirls
Armegeddon
The Patriot

[NightTrain]

41. Bingo!

Even with Joel and the 'bots making their usual smart-ass comments, that film was unbearably painful. As I gaped incredulously at the TV screen, I kept thinking, "Someone actually bothered to make this film!"

[vi5]

4. Not sure if you are a horror fan, but I liked it...

I can see where it was derivative, but what isn't any more especially in the horror genre. I knew some horror purists who hated it too, but personally I thought it was stylish, campy, and scary in parts.

Oh well, differences of opinion are what makes the world go around.

[PVnRT]

5. Batman & Robin

Horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible

[danbee46]

6. The Man With Two Heads

An unbelievably bad flick. Old actor Ray Milland has the head of Roosevelt Brown (former football player) grafted onto his neck. The scenes of this white man running around with a clearly fake black head coming out of his neck are hilarious.

[joeybee12]

7. Do you mean Rosie Greer? I don't htink I've seen it, but I have seen

clips and it looks so, so bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bronco69]

8. Independence Day

Who knew the Martians were Mac compatible?

[ldoolin]

9. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

That abomination has got to be seen to be believed.

[flamingyouth]

28. Oh yeah - that is REALLY bad!

[Lefta Dissenter]

10. Let's see, I think it's called "Gerry"

with Matt Damon - trudging through the desert for two hours. The most boring, BORING movie ever created. We just watched it last week, and through the whole thing, my husband and I kept asking each other why we were watching it. We kept hoping something would happen, but let me save you the rental charge, and tell you that NOTHING HAPPENS THROUGH THE ENTIRE MOVIE!!!

[underpants]

11. Give my wife the remote she'll find it

:wow:

Very different tastes

[koopie57]

12. for me it is a draw

between Chariots of Fire and Joe versus the Volcano. I think Joe versus the Volcano is worse cuz it is easier to sleep through Chariots of Fire.

[underpants]

14. Have you thought much about luggage sir?

It is the central preoccupation of my life.

May you live to be a thousand years old sir.

I LOVED that movie. Okay it is isn't very good but Abe Vigoda as the chief is worth it.

[CanuckAmok]

36. Abe Vigoda is in "Chariots of Fire"?!

Must be the Director's Cut.
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(kidding!)

[underpants]

13. Worst: The Substitute------- Most annoying:Reality Bites

Since it is December 7th Pearl Harbor needs to be mentioned. Embarassing and insulting.

[HawkerHurricane]

22. Pearl Harbor

Bad history with a sappy storyline stolen from about 200 bad 1950's war movies.

[Brucey]

15. Braveheart

was the worst, though it's pretty much a tie between 17,432 other movies made in Hollywood that feature pretty faces that can't act, insipid dialog, crass and crude morals, and that glorify violence and phony machoism.

[joeybee12]

16. I don't know if Braveheart was the worst, but it certainly is the most

over-rated Flick. It's crummy, and there are crummier ones, but they didn't get Oscars or have mult-million dollar budgets!

[phaseolus]

17. Oh, I could name a dozen. Let's start with 'Altered States'.

Rabbit Test
Young Doctors in Love
National Lampoon's Class Reunion
that Merchant-Ivory flick with the naked guy in the tree yelling "Truuuuth! Beauuuuty!"
The Unbearable Lightness of Being -- six hours of soft-core for yuppies with literary pretensions. Yawn.

[phaseolus]

32. oops. forgot "Lawnmower Man." n/t

n/t

[MrBenchley]

18. Roadhouse...

Embarassingly terrible in every way...

[Chief]

24. Roadhouse?

Hey, I liked Roadhouse. Outsider good guy comes into town, risks everything, gets the girl and kicks a$$ on the bad guys...

As far as bad movies go, I always laugh when the local paper's TV section describes "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" as "Arguably the worst movie ever made."

[trof]

19. "I Was a Teen Age Mutant Werewolf from Outer Space Who

Conquered the World of the Living Dead With a Chainsaw in Eighty Days."
What a stinker!

[hippiechick]

20. Master and Commander

:boring: :boring: :boring: :boring:

[ClintonTyree]

25. I agree hippiechick.............

I expected so much I guess that it delivered nothing. I'm an old seaman (no laughing) and although I found it historically correct the movie lacked any of the zip I expected. My daughter and I went to see it together, and her remark was "there were no women in it". Women weren't prevalent in Her Majesty's Navy during the period, but surely there could have been some sort of sub-plot that could have introduced a feminine character. In short, it was "Titanic" with sails and no women.

[JackDragna]

29. Huh?

Are movies now somehow required to put in female characters simply to throw a bone to a sector of the audience? Have movie audiences become so conditioned to the requisite, often forced romances written into movies that we're disappointed if a movie doesn't have one? There's a damn good reason "Master and Commander" received high marks: it was a well-acted, engrossing movie. Anyone who says this was the worst movie of all time both has no concept of what makes movies good or hasn't seen enough bad movies to know just how horrible they can get.

[hippiechick]

42. Has nothing to do with the lack of women ...

It was ... 'lets blow some shit up ... blood ... water ... swearing ... suffering ... water ... blood... water ... suffering ...let's blow some more shit up ... more blood ... water ... suffering ...'


HO HUM ?!?!?!?!?


:hippie:

[Catshrink]

21. Bergman's film about Nazis

Can't remember the name but it was really bad. Had an elevator fall on a guy's head and squish it. Had a mother tortured by her baby's cries. Creepy movie. I had nightmares for days after seeing it.

[curse10]

23. Charlie's Angels II

My god, it sucked ass!

[CanuckAmok]

26. I've said it before, I'll say it again:

Doom Generation, directed by Greg "Look at me, look at me!" Araki.

Terrible acting, stupid plot supposed to shake up the borgeois sensibilities of the "straight world", shock-value violence, and just utter garbage.

A close second: Saturn 3. Seventies Sci-fi version of Frankenstein, set in outer space. Particularly horrible is Kirk Douglas' flabby bare ass. What is it with the Douglas men and their eagerness to moon the movie-going public?!

Runner up: Moulin Rouge. Blech!

[flamingyouth]

27. Eegah!

Really, really bad.

[Breezy du Nord]

30. Did you see the MST3K version

Their comment about the hero:

"he looks like Cabbage patch Elvis"

[flamingyouth]

38. LOL - that was too hilarious

Great line.

[JackDragna]

31. Battlefield Earth

The worst movie to ever have a significant budget. An even worse adaptation of a horrendous novel, Battlefield Earth has a ridiculous plot, horrendous over-the-top acting, terrible costumes and cinematography that first-year film students could have done much better. If you think a film was worse than "Battlefield Earth", then you haven't seen "Battlefield Earth."

[lefty_mcduff]

33. Zardoz.

Sean Connery in a diaper and ponytail (with a six shooter). Giant flying concrete head. Doesn't get any worse than this folks.

[LiviaOlivia]

39. You win with Zardoz!!!

That was truly the worst. I think the makers of that POS ate bad
'shrooms.

[leftist_rebel1569]

35. It's a tie

between "Mars Attacks" and "Laserblast" for me. Although, the MST3K version of Laserblast cracked my up to no end :)

[mitchum]

40. I asked for my money back at "Laserblast"...

when I saw it as a teenager. The only time I have ever done that. I generally set my expectations suitably low for a genre film, but "Laserblast" crawled below them

[alwynsw]

37. Ya definitely have some real stinkers here

But it's obvious that none of you have truly plumbed the depths of the Wal Mart $5.88 DVD bin. Go buy an armload of those and you'll discover a new bottom in the movie ocean.