HEY, kids! Tom Cruise can get YOU off of heroin in 3 days! Count 'em! 3!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

http://et.tv.yahoo.com/newslink/14411/

Tom Speaks Out in GQ

April 11, 2006

Hitting newsstands April 25th, it's the interview everyone will be talking about as TOM CRUISE speaks out in the upcoming issue of GQ magazine.

A recently more outspoken Tom touches on some hot button topics in the May issue of the popular men's publication. The 'M:i:III' star goes on the record about fatherhood and his relationship with fiancée KATIE HOLMES.

Also on Tom's mind these days are those who suffer from drug addiction. "I have to say, I've always found the 'if it makes me feel better, it's okay' rationale a little suspect," he says. "I think it's appalling that people have to live a life of drug addiction when I have personally helped people get off drugs."

In the explosive interview, the actor addresses the physical impacts of addiction and claims that he can get someone off heroin in three days through Scientology's detox programs.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. I wonder how long it will take Katie to detox after giving birth

to his little scientologist. :puke:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

2. No medical exams for the baby for ONE WEEK...

...how dangerous and irresponsible is THAT?

From a different article:

http://www.lse.co.uk/ShowbizNews.asp?Code=IG112008B&headline=katie_holmes_baby_talk_ban

A source told Britain's Closer magazine: "Katie respects Tom's dedication to Scientology. She is devoted to him and wants to bring up the child the Scientology way."

L. Ron Hubbard - the founder of the strange sci-fi cult - writes in the religion's creed, that all followers must live by, that new born babies must not hear their mother speak for a week so they will not associate their voice with the trauma of birth.

The creed also states that immediately after leaving the safety of the womb the baby should "be wrapped somewhat tightly in a warm blanket, very soft, and then left alone for a day or so" and no medical examinations must take place within the first week of the baby's life.

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Jesus Christmas!! If that child has PKU, that could be quite

dangerous.

[LostinVA]

6. Or SPEAKING to the baby! Sick

[nini]

3. I think he should prove it.... get hooked then let's see him kick it

How the hell would he know otherwise? I wish he would just shut the fuck up about things he has no idea about.

[terrya]

4. He's turning into a bigger fuckwad everyday.

"I think it's appalling that people have to live a life of drug addiction when I have personally helped people get off drugs."

Well, Tom, you stupid fuck. What can I say? Sometimes, we mere mortals make mistakes. I've had some addictions in the past, for instance.

God, what a judgemental fuck. My loathing of this asshole just doesn't stop.

[0007]

7. What a guy!

[Random_Australian]

8. Birth isn't (usually) traumatic for the baby anyway.....

so "?" to that idjit.

Good Wednesday morning DU!

[elehhhhna]

9. Damn. I wish Rod Serling had written a childbirth guide, too.