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burythehatchet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-11-06 11:33 AM Original message |
Next time a group of proselatizing Christians show up at my door |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-11-06 11:33 AM Response to Original message |
1. At least you're civil about it! |
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burythehatchet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-11-06 11:36 AM Response to Reply #1 |
3. either that or put a sign on my front door |
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alfredo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-11-06 11:35 AM Response to Original message |
2. I show up at the door nude, sporting an |
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burythehatchet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-11-06 11:37 AM Response to Reply #2 |
7. A census taker showed up at my door |
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alfredo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-11-06 11:39 AM Response to Reply #7 |
10. Fava beans don't agree with me. |
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kiki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-11-06 12:28 PM Response to Reply #2 |
22. How'd you know it's them... |
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ProdigalJunkMail (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-11-06 11:36 AM Response to Original message |
4. that's only fair |
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burythehatchet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-11-06 11:39 AM Response to Reply #4 |
8. They should be. One time I told them of my spiritual preference |
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AndyTiedye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-11-06 11:48 AM Response to Reply #8 |
14. When They Tell Me That I'm Going To Hell... |
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0007 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-11-06 12:20 PM Response to Reply #14 |
20. You an HVAC person? |
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AndyTiedye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-11-06 01:18 PM Response to Reply #20 |
25. No, But I Think I Could Figure It Out. I'd Have Plenty of Time to Learn |
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tridim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-11-06 11:36 AM Response to Original message |
5. Ask them if the Moon creates or reflects light n/t |
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shenmue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-11-06 11:36 AM Response to Original message |
6. Good for you |
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RubyDuby in GA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-11-06 11:39 AM Response to Original message |
9. Smack this on your door like I did and hopefully your problem will end |
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Love Bug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-11-06 11:50 AM Response to Reply #9 |
15. Shouldn't it be "Solicitors shot on sight"? |
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RebelOne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-11-06 12:18 PM Response to Reply #9 |
18. They can be persistent. I live up in Woodstock, GA. |
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TlalocW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-11-06 12:19 PM Response to Reply #9 |
19. I had that one my door |
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DUHandle (580 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-11-06 11:39 AM Response to Original message |
11. The last time that happened to me |
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enlightenment (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-11-06 12:21 PM Response to Reply #11 |
21. I stand and listen for a half-minute or so, then |
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KyuzoGator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-11-06 11:40 AM Response to Original message |
12. Or you could just rattle off some quotes showing how LIBERAL Jesus was. |
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jrw14125 (378 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-11-06 11:41 AM Response to Original message |
13. good idea! i'm going to read Dao De Jing to them while expounding on... |
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ayeshahaqqiqa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-11-06 12:15 PM Response to Original message |
16. Ah, The Song Celestial! |
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burythehatchet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-11-06 12:34 PM Response to Reply #16 |
23. They may not, but I sure would |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-11-06 12:16 PM Response to Original message |
17. "Take your crazy, off my property" |
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no_hypocrisy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-11-06 01:13 PM Response to Original message |
24. You should let them and not let them leave until they register as |
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BikeWriter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-11-06 02:23 PM Response to Original message |
26. Sic a Jack Russel Terrier on them. |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-11-06 02:24 PM Response to Original message |
27. All you need to say is "thanks, but no thanks" |
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