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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 12:59 AM
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Babies in restaurants!!!!!111!!!!1!!!!!!
I think the booster seats are uncomfortable, and that's why otherwise delightful babies turn into hellspawn.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 01:00 AM
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1. So how do you explain the breastfeeding and the cellphones?
Hmm? :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 01:01 AM
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3. and the smoking.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 01:02 AM
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4. Teenage girls smoking and breastfeeding babies and talking on cellphones!!
:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 02:12 AM
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11. How many hands do these girls have?!?!?!? !!!!?!?!?!?!?!/ !/!/!/!?!?!
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 08:46 AM
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14. smoking babies!
:o
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 01:12 AM
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Whenever I am annoyed by a baby with a cellphone...
...I try real hard to buy from the same dealer again!

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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 01:12 AM
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5. "Hey breasffeeding is a totally naturally function..."
...so is urinating. So when I'm allowed to pee into an empty milk-bottle at the dinnder table, I'll have no qualm with breastfeeding.

:popcorn:
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laheina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 01:30 AM
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8. Well, if you can eat at the table...
...then why can't the baby? :popcorn:
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 01:33 AM
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10. because babies are gross,
that's why.
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laheina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 02:26 AM
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12. Well, at least you
left the boobies out of it. :P
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 01:17 AM
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7. Personally, every time I am annoyed by an infant on a cellphone...
...I try to find that same dealer again next payday!

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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 04:21 AM
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13. A baby who is nursing should talk on the cellphone some other time
:crazy:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 08:48 AM
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16. Breastfeeding cell phones? I thought they weren't supposed to get wet.
:yoiks:






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kid a Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 01:01 AM
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2. it's all the noise during childbirth's fault!!!
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 01:15 AM
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6. Hellspawn
A lowly piece in a nether-regions chess match? :shrug:
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laheina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 01:31 AM
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9. Babies in movie theaters!!!111!!!!!1
:popcorn:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 08:47 AM
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15. With ego problems; they do call them "high chairs" for a reason...
:D
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