Almost 20. What are my chances of finding a decent girl

[ZombieNixon]

who isn't a self-centered, psychotic conniving brat?

:popcorn:

(Note: this is merely intentional flamebait, I really don't want serious answers to this question. Don't hate me. :P :hide:)

[JohnKleeb]

1. The chance I have of marrying a Czech model

Slim I tells ya.

[Ava]

2. None!

Nobody likes you :P

[JohnKleeb]

3. Not even his mamma

:hide:

[ZombieNixon]

5. It's true.

My mammary glands highly dislike me...or else they'd work! :grr: Oh, wait...:yoiks:

[ZombieNixon]

4. Then why are you talking to me?

:P

[Ava]

6. because i have nothing better to do

seeing as how the only guys i date are republican jerks. :P

[ZombieNixon]

7. Wrong.

It's because you're a self-centered, psychotic, conniving brat who delights in screwing with guys' minds. Now go bother Kleeb, I'm bored already. :P

[JohnKleeb]

8. I wouldnt mind being bothered seeing as I have no homework tonight

her date sounds like a prick, I mean maybe if you're 12 you see She's The Man, hell I would have seen V for Vendetta just to gaze at Natalie Portman.

[ZombieNixon]

11. I liked it a whole lot.

But Natalie Portman without hair made me sad. :( Girls need hair. It's good for...lots of things. :evilgrin: :hide:

[JohnKleeb]

15. That would have made me sad too

I saw the pictures of her bald though she's still gorgeous.

[Ava]

17. hey, i'm not a lesbian but natalie portman is gorgeous!

:loveya:

[JohnKleeb]

19. No doubt

I have to say if I ever saw her my eye contact problem would immediately disappear.

[ZombieNixon]

20. She's hot no matter what, but bald chicks do nothing for me.

Less so, since my RA posted pictures of the America's Next Top Model contestants by the elevators. For each one, there's a picture of her bald, which creeps me out. Every time I go by there, it's like "Don't look at the bald chicks, don't look at the bald chicks..." x(

[JohnKleeb]

24. solution

[windy252]

31. I liked the way Natalie Portman looked with

hair better myself.

[JohnKleeb]

37. I think 99.9% agree with that sentiment

including Natalie herself.

[Ava]

13. i've already seen V for Vendetta

but my friends haven't, and she's the man is a stupid teen chick-flick.


UGH! :grr:

[JohnKleeb]

16. Isnt Shes the Man

where the girl gets trapped in the guys body? Lemme tell you thats something no self respecting girl would want to do.

[Ava]

18. she doesn't get trapped in his body, she pretends to be a guy to play

soccer.

god, don't make me relieve the memory of the movie!

[JohnKleeb]

21. That sounds fucking lame

[Ava]

26. that's because it is!

[Ava]

10. you've hurt my feeling

maybe you can't find a girl because your a self centered, mean, terrorist, baby killer!


you damn liberal!

[ZombieNixon]

12. What? Are you channelling your date?

Tell him I'll herk his shit up! :grr:

[Ava]

14. LOL!

:rofl:

[pitohui]

9. i'd say nearly 100 percent

since you didn't time limit your search, and you are young, then i think it is almost certain that at some point in your life you will find a decent girl who isn't a self-centered psychotic conniving brat

that's a pretty easy "screen," dude

[SOteric]

22. I suspect you're more interested in an indecent girl.

[ZombieNixon]

25. What kind of indeceny are we talking about here?

:evilgrin:

[SOteric]

28. Would you date a chick who'd herk on the first date?

[ZombieNixon]

30. In all honesty, it depends.

If after the date, I decide she's the kind of chick I'd want to herk, then absolutely. If she wants to herk, but she's a self-centered, psychotic, conniving brat, then she can go herk herself. :shrug:

[bigwillq]

23. Zombie!

:hi:

Girls are nothing but trouble, don't you know that already? :) :popcorn:

[ZombieNixon]

27. Nice try.

:P

[Ava]

29. maybe you should become gay

since you have a problem finding chicks

:popcorn:

[ZombieNixon]

32. I thought about that...decided I couldn't pull it off convincingly.

That and the whole thing about sexual orientation not being a choice.

[Ava]

33. maybe you should become a priest then

:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

34. God hates me.

And organized religion can go herk itself, IMHO.

[Ava]

35. well i don't have an answer for you then

:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

36. Ha! I win!

:P

[Ava]

38. no you don't!

because you are going to die as a lonely old man! :P

[ZombieNixon]

39. Pshaw! Better than being suckered into a date with a Republican.

:P

[Ava]

40. herk you!

he was cute though.

why do all cute guys turn out to be jerks? :shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

41. Not all of us are.

But most who you'd just spontaneously date do. :shrug:

[Ava]

43. I don't "spontaneously" date guys

this guy has been trying to get me to go out with him for awhile now. matt said i should give him a chance, so i did.


JACKASS! :grr:

[windy252]

42. I don't think that's why he's a jerk.

You said he was a Republican. Doesn't that kind of explain it?

[Ava]

44. yeah,

the only guy i've ever dated for more than two weeks was from another country, and he had to go back after the summer was over. :(

[windy252]

45. I almost went on a date with a German foreign exchange student

but she decided not to, for some reason.

[Ava]

47. this guy was from britain

we dated all summer, until he had to go back. he is coming back this summer though to see his aunt and uncle and then we are going to hang out.

[BikeWriter]

46. Slim to none.