How do you jerk a chicken?

[Squatch]

Is this something chickens enjoy?

:shrug:

[_testify_]

1. My method requires the chicken to be dead first.

[Squatch]

2. So, what you're telling me, is that chickens don't care for it too much

[_testify_]

5. What I'm telling you is

that the chickens don't know what they're missing.

[dr.strangelove]

3. Last time I jerked my chicken

we both enjoyed it :evilgrin:

[CarpeDiebold]

4. they just roast at the thought of getting rubbed

spices up their life

[ZombieNixon]

6. More to the point...

how do you herk a chicken?

[riona]

8. i'm not sure it's nice to herk a jerked chicken

or jerk a herking chicken either
:dilemma:

[ZombieNixon]

9. Well, no one likes to be interrupted in mid-herk.

Not even a chicken. :D

[Jara sang]

7. I think it involves ripping flesh from bone.

[NewWaveChick1981]

10. Very carefully. Otherwise, they get mad.

:)