***I AM NOW COMPLIANT WITH THE USA PATRIOT ACT!***

[Ava]

woo hoo!
:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[Droopy]

1. I work for a terrorist

or so it seems sometimes. I think I'm going to report him.

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Wha'd you do?

Rat out your librarian?

[Ava]

3. i got a bank account

and in order to do i had to become "compliant with the USA patriot act."
:shrug:

[philosophie_en_rose]

4. What does that mean?

Compliant with the USA PATRIOT Act sounds nefarious. Does it mean you consent to the feds peeking at your spending habits?

[Ava]

6. i have no idea

all i had to do with give my my license, SS card, and birth certificate. :shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Well, obviously, you have nothing to hide

So why worry?

:eyes:

[Ava]

8. you're right, nothing to worry about

*sees to see if anyone is standing behind me* :yoiks:

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. In that case

you won't mind if I search your room, right?

[Ava]

13. no problem

*runs to hide everything* :P

[Wapsie B]

5. You got duct tape and plastic sheeting?

Oh wait that's Homeland Security. :eyes:

[Ava]

10. nope, already had that

;)

[Wapsie B]

11. whew!

thank god. you can never be too careful ;-)

[LaraMN]

9. You put tuna under your bed?

Oh wait, that's bird flu survivalism.

[Hardrada]

14. Long live the Motherland

All is in order now.http://imageshack.us>w!