"From this day on, the official language of the US will be Swedish...

[smirkymonkey]

...Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!"

[no name no slogan]

1. Okay

Donald Rumsfeld gir Presidenten hans daglig briefing. Han konkluderer ved ordspråk: "Igår, 3 Brazilian soldater drepte."

"Å INGEN!" Presidenten utbryter. "Det er forferdelig!"

Hans stab sitter bedøvet på denne utstilling av følelse, nervøst vokte da Presidenten sitter, hode i hender.

Til slutt, Presidenten slår opp og spør, "hvor mange er en brazillion?"

[flamingyouth]

2. That's Norwegian

But points for effort. :D

[no name no slogan]

3. There pretty much the same aren't they?

:hide:

Yeah, stupid Free Translations didn't have English to Swedish. :(

(and if my 100% Norwegian great-grandmother were alive today, she'd cuff me upside the head for saying Swedish and Norwegian were the same thing)

[flamingyouth]

4. Different letters

But they are pretty similar. My Swedish grandparents would be cuffing me upside the head for the same thing. :D

[no name no slogan]

6. That's right. The a with the circle-thingy above it throws me

I also have a Swedish great-grandparent on that side of the family, too, which does not help matters. But that's what you get, being from Minnesota.

Maybe I should call Sugar Smack's dad. He speaks not only Norwegian and Swedish, but Icelandic and a dozen or so other languages. He'd probably have better Sven and Ole jokes too, for that matter. :silly:

[Swede]

8. Yumpin' yiminy!

Take that back.

[ZombieNixon]

9. Ja, Jeg tror deres stor-bestemor er retter

Norsk og Dansk på den annen side, er enda en spørsmål...

[Squatch]

5. Håll käften din jävel!

[madinmaryland]

7. Can I have some swedish fish with that?

[smirkymonkey]

11. Only if you finish your meatballs first....

[smirkymonkey]

10. Anybody know where that quote is from?

And no, it's not George W. Bush, nor is it Dag Hammerskjold.

[Faygo Kid]

12. I'm tired of dese here United States. I tink I go home to Minnesoota.