I'm using this chance to ask out Blue Iris

[HEyHEY]

I haven't been kicked in the balls purely because they are there in a long time.

How about it BI? Coffee, conversation, and some unprovoked testicular assualt?

[CanuckAmok]

1. Hmmm, try paging her at Borders.

n/t

[HEyHEY]

2. What section?

[CanuckAmok]

3. Cruising for guys in the Braille section, I assume.

I don't know for sure, because what with being an illiterate caveman, I don't frequent many bookstores.

Monster truck rallies, though, that's where the action is. Lots of hotties, and it's so loud you don't have to listen to them yap.

on edit: I spelled "Braille" wrong. Do you think he'll notice?

[HEyHEY]

4. Doubt it

Was probably too busy being arrogant to notice

[BlueIris]

5. Now, now. Settle down, you fine example of human achievement, you.

You'll find an ambitious girl to satisfy your obviously noble and refined standards soon enough. Then you can look back on those of us who don't adore your lovely approach to creating domestic corporations and laugh at our foolishness, calling us lonely spinsters or feminists until you feel nice and secure again. Go on! Back to your search! Don't stop until you have a nice girl with a c.v. that will just destroy your friends at parties. If my Borders suggestion was not to your liking, perhaps you should check out e-harmony.com?

[BlueIris]

6. Oh, my God. I am so perversely flattered. It's been months since

anyone started a thread entirely about me. Wow. I think I understand why so many Loungers seem to like drawing attention to themselves. It sure is fun! But seriously, I can't go out with you. I have this "paranoid" belief that most people who ask me out aren't doing it for any other reason than to not-so-stealthily get a woman to sexually service them and breed at least two children for them, not to mention raise the little whelps manuever me into superficial relationships for less than healthy or mature reasons. Can you believe that? With all the fine catches like our Loungers out there? I know, I must be crazy.

Was that hard enough?

[jmm]

7. Locked

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