Crotch Shot

[Miss Marmelstein]

A guy out on the golf course takes a high-speed ball right in the
crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground.
They call 911 and the ambulance takes him to the hospital where his
doctor meets him and checks him out.
He said "How bad is it Doc?.....I'm going on my honeymoon next week
and my fiancé is still a virgin."
The doctor told him, "I'll have to put a splint on it to let it
heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."
He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided
splint, and taped it all together; ...an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on
their honeymoon.
That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal
herself. She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched
these."
He immediately drops his pants and replies, "You think that's
something?
Look at this.............still in the CRATE!"

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

1. LOL!

:rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear Miss Marmelstein!

This is priceless! I don't know why it hasn't made it to the top of the page!

I am laughing my fool head off!

:rofl: :evilgrin:

[Wapsie B]

3. Very good!

From the title I was expecting pics but this is good!

:rofl:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

4. so good to see you Miss M!

great joke! :rofl:

[Miss Marmelstein]

5. I got this in an e mail this morning...

I laughed my ass off too. Glad you liked it.

:hug:

[RetroLounge]

6. OMG

:rofl:

RL

[LaurenG]

7. Good one!

:thumbsup: :rofl: