I heard the 'classic' song "My Ding-a-Ling" today

[KitchenWitch]

:rofl:

[XemaSab]

1. That song might be the worst song ever

I certainly can't think of anything worse.

[JohnKleeb]

3. Achy Braky Heart

:banghead: Elementary School Gym, those friggin teachers played that song daily it seemd.

[XemaSab]

6. That song is okay the first 20 or so times...

My Ding-A-Ling is bad the FIRST time. x(

[Lars39]

2. Lyrics: :^)

Chuck Berry - My Ding A Ling Lyrics
When I was a little bitty boy
my grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin' on a string
she told me it was my ding a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling

And then mother took me to Grammer School
But I stopped all in the vestibule
Every time that bell would ring
catched me playin' with my ding a ling

Once I was climbing the garden wall
I slipped and had a terrible fall
I fell so hard I heard bells ring
but held on to my ding a ling

Once I was swimming cross Turtle creek
many snappers all around my feet
Shure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holdin' my ding a ling

This here song it aint so sad
the cutest little song you ever had
those of you who will not sing
You must be playin' with your own ding a ling
My ding a ling

Your ding a ling, your ding a ling
We saw you playin' with your ding a ling
My ding a ling everybody sing
I want to play with my ding a ling

[Burma Jones]

4. It's sad....Chuck Berry shouldn't be remembered for that...

but it made him some decent coin I suppose, and he probably owed the IRS.

[Radical Activist]

5. Chuck Berry is a dirty old man

If you go to the women's restroom in his restaurant, watch for holes in the wall.

[no name no slogan]

7. Next thing you know you'll be blasting Aerosmith's 'Big 10" Record'

got me the strangest woman
believe me this trick's no cinch
but I really get her going
when I whip out my big 10 inch

record of a band that plays the blues
well a band that plays its blues
she just love my big 10 inch
record of her favorite blues

last night I tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
she said now stop that jivin'
now whip out your big 10 inch

record of a band that plays those blues
well a band that plays the blues
she just loves my big 10 inch
record of her favorite blues

I, I, I cover her with kisses
and when we're in a lover's clinch
she gets all excited
when she begs for my big 10 inch

record of a band that plays those blues
well a band that plays the blues
she just love my big 10 inch
record of her favorite blues

my girl don't go for smokin'
and liquor just make her flinch
seems she don't go for nothin'
'cept for my big 10 inch

record of a band that plays the blues
band that play the blues
she just love my big 10 inch
record of her favorite blues

[Deja Q]

8. Do they have pictures to back up their claims?

[KamaAina]

9. Maybe they could play that instead of "Hail to the Chief"

Just sayin'...