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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 07:18 AM
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khashka won't sleep with me, because I'm not a lesbian
How fair is that?
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 07:19 AM
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1. Few people will sleep with me, because I'm me
but I gave up complaining about that years ago. :hi:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 07:22 AM
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2. There most likely just intimidated by your
greatness.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 07:23 AM
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3. LOL!
That is a compliment of tjwmasonian outrageousness. But thank you! :hug:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 07:26 AM
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7. As they say...
Go big or go home.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 07:28 AM
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9. How are you, sweetie?
:hi:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 07:30 AM
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10. Except for the fact that I'm up in the middle of the night
I'm good.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 07:33 AM
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11. Why are you up in the middle of the night?
Not than I am not pleased to see you; quite the contrary.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 07:35 AM
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12. My sleeping schedule is messed up
I'm just waking up too early.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 07:42 AM
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15. That sucks
But I am glad to see you :hug:
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 07:24 AM
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5. humm
the things I could say but I'm married. You are too adorable!!:evilgrin:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 07:26 AM
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8. And you are too kind
LOL. :loveya:
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 07:23 AM
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4. Don't tempt me girl....
Getting my pants off has never been hard to do.....


Khash.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 07:25 AM
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6. Well, I AM a temptress
and you do have opposable thumbs...
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 07:55 AM
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16. I think that you're being a tad unfair old bean.
She's a charming girl afterall - fair's fair - I'd give her a go. I'm sure you'd both enjoy it.
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:52 AM
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21. Don't even start..
If I was straight, she'd be at the top of the list.

But I'm in love with you..... and you don't even like me very much anymore :cry:


Khash.
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:58 AM
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22. I do like you.
If it were otherwise, I'd be posting snarky comments.

B.T.W. - are you having a go at becoming a mod this time round?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 07:36 AM
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13. i'm a lesbian. does that mean....
:think:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 07:38 AM
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14. He'd do you
Cause you won't get emotionally attached. There's the added benefit of you being a male lesbian - I think those are his favourite.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 08:15 AM
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17. He isn't a lesbian either. So there is hope.
:)

Good luck! :D (He won't sleep with me either! :evilgrin: )
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 08:16 AM
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18. Khashka is back?!
:hi:
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:37 AM
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19. What's wrong with sleeping?
We all need some rest.
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:41 AM
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20. Thank you for this thread
My day was going badly and now you brought a smile to my face.
PS - for the life of me I don't know why a person would settle for hamburger when they can have steak. :hug:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 04:01 PM
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23. Glad I brought a smile to your face
...and thanks. :hug:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 04:08 PM
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24. you don't have to be one-- just willing to learn
or at least that's what I've read
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