shhhh. i am drunk and in texas.

[IsIt1984Yet]

:yoiks:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. shhhh. i am drunk and in new jersey.

I'm not really drunk though, just buzzed. I think I'd rather be in NJ than TX though.

[IsIt1984Yet]

2. Didn't you HEAR? they arrest people in TX for being drunk,...

at BARS!!
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/opinion/editorials/stories/DN-booze_26edi.ART.State.Edition1.3e6ce9d.html

What Are Bars For? State should back off arrests of tame drunks




11:17 AM CST on Sunday, March 26, 2006


Is Texas a great place to live, or what? Seems the state can afford to send undercover agents into bars to arrest people they believe are guilty of drinking too much ... while sitting.

That's right, sitting. Not driving, sitting. Or standing. And drinking – which is what people go to bars to do.

Yes, these tipplers might get into a car. So the Texas Alcohol and Beverage Commission has been going into saloons snooping on patrons in "Operation Last Call," an effort to crack down on drunken driving. So far they've made more than 2,000 pre-emptive strikes on drunken drivers.

Except for the ones who weren't. For instance, several drinkers in a recent Irving sweep were reportedly out-of-towners drinking in the bar of the hotel where they were staying. What a brilliant plan to boost convention business: Make tourists afraid that if they have one cocktail too many, they might be sent to the pokey.

Yeah, that's me. shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[darkstar]

5. I hear later this week they're gonna start arresting folks

with elevated heart rates at gym clubs too. Be careful....

[IsIt1984Yet]

6. FUCK! And then they'll go after us for public urination...

in RESTROOMS.


I'm fucked. Gotta go home... soon.

[BikeWriter]

3. I am in Texas and wishing I were drunk.

[IsIt1984Yet]

4. You in Dallas?

Lotsa drunk people here.

[BikeWriter]

15. Nope, I live below Houston on the Gulf Coast.

[TreasonousBastard]

7. You have the right to remain silent.

[IsIt1984Yet]

8. I was walking back to hotel... and saw the Dallas PD.

I was like... act sober, act sober, act sober, act sober....

Am I safe in my hotel room?

[SeattleGirl]

9. I'm calling the cops on you!

:evilgrin:

[IsIt1984Yet]

10. HA! I have the super lock on my hotel room door now!

That's like "goal", right?

[SeattleGirl]

16. Sorry, but Homeland Security knows how to break the code

After all, Texans who drink ARE a danger to the security of this great country of ours! :rofl:

[Peter Frank]

11. I'm Drunk in NC...

Thank God I'm driving & not in a Texas Bar.

[IsIt1984Yet]

12. Microsoft needs to pick a more "drunk friendly" state next year.

:scared:

[Peter Frank]

13. Are you saying that "Microsoft"...

...needs to become "Macrohard"?

[IsIt1984Yet]

14. They just need to party in NC instead of TX is they are going to get us

good n' shitfaced.