I would like to coin the term "ZombieLuck."

[ZombieNixon]

It's the kind of luck I have. It's good luck, but not good enough.

See, I don't have the kind of luck that lets me win the lottery. I have the kind of luck that gets me struck by lighting...and lets me survive! It's not good luck. It's the luck that prevents you from dying in stupid accidents. It's really quite amazing, just not the kind of amazing that's good for your mental health.

I have, to date, been sliced with many a large knife, nearly shot a few time, hit by a car and nearly decapitated by a snowboard, yet I have all my appendages intact, all internal organs functioning, and I have a head.

Currently, ZombieLuck has dictated that I be in $127.53 overdraft to the bank, but has also provided me with $500 with which to rectify the situation.

I think it's closely related to the Laws of Irony. They conspire both against me and in my favor...AT THE SAME TIME. ZombieLuck. He's my best bud and my worst enemy.

Does anyone else here have the (mis)fortune to be (bless/curs)ed with ZombieLuck? :shrug: