Confess!!!!!! I Never___________________

[LynneSin]

Let it all out - what is it that you never do!!!

[graywarrior]

1. Let it all out.

[LaraMN]

3. *snort!*

:rofl:

[billyskank]

2. I never told anyone the bog roll was all gone

:hi:

[XemaSab]

7. What's a bog roll?

:shrug:

[billyskank]

8. You know what a bog roll is

and even if you don't, it isn't hard to work it out.

[XemaSab]

10. I'm stumped

:shrug:

[madinmaryland]

16. on Edit - Here's the definition of a bog roll:

http://www.absoblogginlutely.net/cuptealuvarchive/004506.html

"The other day Andy used the phrase "bog roll" in a sentence to me and I was in fits of giggles... he was talking about toilet paper, toilet roll, loo roll."

:rofl:

[XemaSab]

17. I see...

I have decided to give up all things British for Lent.

[LaraMN]

4. okay.....you asked for it..... I NEVER

drink milk.

It's the truth.

[swag]

5. I have never been to a Walmart. I have never been to a Hooters.

I have never had sex with a priest.

[LynneSin]

9. Hooters is worth it if only for their hot wings

But get them naked. I think the breading on the wings is a bit too much!

[swag]

12. I've heard about their wings

but Fire on the Mountain is so much closer. And probably better. And one is not distracted by poorly adorned tit-scrunch.

But if I am ever in Hooters, I will take your advice.

[anarch]

6. I never say "never"

err...oops.

[NewWaveChick1981]

11. I never, ever had sex with a Freeper!

All of mine have been certified 100% liberal.

[LynneSin]

13. Are you sure

maybe they said they were liberal just to get in your pants

:shrug:

:D

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. I'm sure. One even showed me his voter registration card.

Among other things...

Edited to add: Forgot to add this---the circles I traveled in college and afterward were and are all extremely liberal. The chances of a Freeper infiltrating are very, very small. I guess it could happen, though, but it's not likely.

[cssmall]

15. I never stand in front of windows naked.

Did that once and I about had a heartattack!

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. I have never:

-had an alcoholic drink
-smoked a cigarette
-had sex
-enjoyed music
-eaten anywhere but at McDonalds

[SOteric]

19. I think you misunderstand,

lying only makes your nose grow longer. And only if you're a puppet.

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. I'm a puppet.

[SOteric]

21. "TickleMe Hedges?"

:shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. I'm shocked! I'm a married man!

Shame on you. :thumbsdown:

[SOteric]

24. I'm kind of shocked you're a married man, too.

But there's no accounting for the tastes of the lovely dolo. :hi:

[dolo amber]

27. ...

:rofl:

I salute you, and all of your pets. :patriot:

[AirmensMom]

23. meet harleydad at the door wrapped only in plastic wrap.

It makes my skin look SO strange! Then I get all sweaty and it slides off! :silly:

[HughBeaumont]

25. I've never tried a smokeable product.

Not tobacco, weed, crack, none o' that.

My grandmother died at 49 because of cigarettes, so that was never a "yes" for me.

[geniph]

26. ...liked any of the Bu$h family

EVER!

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. ate corned beef and cabbage while masturbating to a pic of Ironsides