How does one "kick" a message?

[Betsy Ross]

I know how to recommend for the greatest page, but how do you kick?

[RebelOne]

1. Just post something and it will go to the top.

[Squatch]

2. Don't forget to use the appropriate smiley:

:kick:

[johnnie]

3. .

[DS1]

4. Don't kick the computer

:-)

[Sugar Smack]

5. But you always have to use this smilie:

:kick:

[hobo_baggins]

6. I don't kick messages

I kick rhymes

[XemaSab]

7. K&R

[kick-ass-bob]

8. I tried once, but

I broke my computer screen.
x(

[madinmaryland]

9. kick

:kick:

[ForrestGump]

10. Stand back. I'll show you.

There.

And I didn't even need the smiley. At advanced levels, no smiley is needed.

Just make sure to deliver the kick from a 39° angle, like I showed you, for optimal results.

[Der Blaue Engel]

11. Kicking is easy

It's punching the snot out of one that can become a quagmire.

[MissB]

12. I have no idea.

:rofl:

[LNM]

13. Like this? n/t

[MaggieSwanson]

14. Kickety.

Done.

And I choose this smilie: :toast: just because I like it.

[Sugar Smack]

15. Like this!

:bounce:

[Random_Australian]

16. And if you wish to start/continue a flame war, say this:

"Ha ya boo sucks to be you illogical yeah if that happened you want bush to be president go hilary and you are stupid, what, do you think you're better than the (Three initials here)! arrogant bastard attempt at sarcasm that is supposed to sound witty but is really either nasal or... let's not go there..."

Be sure to add 15,000 exclamation marks to every sentence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then you make sure no-one could take offense your devastatingly personal attacks by either saying "present company excluded" or "no offense" or use this smiley " :)" .

[laheina]

17. You broke the box!

How did you do that?

[Sugar Smack]

19. I'd like to know that myself.

:)

[Ariana Celeste]

18. Wow.

Yeah I'd say that's pretty much how ya do it!

lmao @ "or use this smiley ":)" ."

[Sugar Smack]

20. Here's another kick!

:D :kick: