My first attempt at licking a photo from ImageShack

[Oeditpus Rex]

[Ariana Celeste]

1. Nice

:thumbsup:

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. I'm starting to think she doesn't read DU

Otherwise, she'd know by now how I yearn to be a slave to her love.

:cry:

[Ariana Celeste]

3. Maybe she's just shy

Honestly you should try stalking or something more effective, maybe letters written in your own blood? I hear chicks dig that! :7

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Good idea!

I should e-mail her and say something like, "Will you go out with me? I know where to pick you up because I spent like a brazillion hours on the internet searching for your address and I finally found it. If you won't go out with me, I'll kill myself."

That'd win her over, huh? :bounce:

[Ariana Celeste]

5. Definitely

I know it would win ME over! You know she's been lurking in DU thinking "I really should respond to that Oeditpus Rex, but maybe I'm misreading his signals?"

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Y'think that's it?

She must not have gotten the 12 deliveries of roses I sent to her at AAR on her birthday. Or the pony with hearts shaved into its coat. :shrug:

[Ariana Celeste]

7. She needs a *clear sign*

Not something that everyone else is doing too! You think *I* didn't send her roses? And I'm not even interested in her sexually. ;)

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Yeah, but every hour on the hour

for 12 hours? Each delivered by a different 24-year-old Italian guy in a tux shirt and jacket and a Speedo on a V-Rod?



And why aren't you interested in her sexually? Is she not good enough for you or something? :shrug:

[Ariana Celeste]

9. Not only was it every hour

but each delivery also had a handwritten sonnet, written *by* me, attached.

I'm only interested in her beauty, wit, and charm; I've given up on sexual feelings for women, I always get burned. :cry: I don't wanna be hurt again!


:7

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. I'm sorry that happened to you

Women are just... mean. :hug:









Does this mean a menage a trois is out?

[Ariana Celeste]

12. Thanks {sniffle}

:rofl:

Maybe if she came onto me, that might change things. But I'm sure she is lurking here for you, not poor little me. :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. Well, if she is

I wish she'd out herself already.




JANEANE!!! :cry:

[texas1928]

14. You are supposed to send a dead pony.

You got it WRONG!!!!!!

[ForrestGump]

11. Dude...you got lick marks all over my computer screen

We are not amused.

Or even remotely turned on.

By the licking, I mean...very Hannibal-Lectorish...

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. I wasn't aware

my tongue had that much bandwidth.



Sorry, dude. :blush:

[ForrestGump]

15. Oh, no

I knew that wasn't your necktie in that one picture... :scared:

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. As if

A green Paisley tie. Ick.

[ForrestGump]

18. Have you seen a doctor for that, yet?

Actually, now I'm worrying that it wasn't your tongue... :o

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. No worries, mate

You'll never have to find out.

:evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

19. I thought you wore out your tongue grooming Lucy.

Now you're saving it for that... that woman! :cry:

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. I lick photos of Lucy, too

That way, I don't get hairballs.

[RevCheesehead]

24. Roo used to love licking photos.

I guess there's something tasty in the chemicals, huh?
(He also enjoyed licking soap, and would wash me down if I so much as washed my hands. Funny li'l guy. :) )

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. Seems like I once read

that there is something photo processing chemicals that attracts some cats.

Dunno if that's such a good idea. :scared:

[RevCheesehead]

26. I grabbed them away from him...

and quickly learned to put photos away, in an album or frame, and avoid temptation.

The soap - he kinda outgrew that in his later years.

[Renew Deal]

22. That's Janeane Garofalo?

She looks a lot older than I remember her. :shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. She's 41

And absolutely gorgeous. :loveya: