Vegans are complete loons

[eyepaddle]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Take that flvegan! :P :evilgrin: See how you like it! ;)

PS if you see this, and AREN'T flvegan, could ya give it the occasional kick? Thanks.

Post-PS--just for clarification...no I don't think Vegans are loons.

[ThomCat]

1. Oooh... You... You... !

:spank:

[eyepaddle]

4. LOL! thanks for the kick

:hi:

I don't know how many times he suckered me with various gags about a month and a half ago. Others have carried on the torch, but every time I see that damn Brazillion joke I think of him.

Sorry you got caught in the crossfire! ;)

[mikeytherat]

2. I'm a Level Five Vegan - I won't eat anything that casts a shadow

mikey_the_rat

[elshiva]

29. I loved TransAmerica too!

:hug:

[jmowreader]

30. Mushrooms have that much nutrition?

[EstimatedProphet]

3. They can't be loons

You are what you eat, after all.

[Katherine Brengle]

5. Best. Unsuspicious Brazillion Joke Thread. Ever.

[eyepaddle]

6. Thanks,

I'm not generally adept at lounge grenades, but this idea seemed just TOOOOO good to keep to myself.

I was a little concerned about an actual flamewar busting out over this--hence the unusual Post-scripts!

:hi: :D

[ForrestGump]

7. Hey! I resent that!

And so do all the rest of us Las Vegans.... :P

[Dangerously Amused]

8. Kick for Flvegan.

Nice work, eyepaddle!


:applause:

[GirlinContempt]

9. A clever jape, old boy!

:eyes:

[In_The_Wind]

10. : )

:P

[Left Is Write]

11. Vegans eat loons?

nt

[eyepaddle]

12. It might be time for another kickeroo!

:kick:

[KitchenWitch]

13. LOL

You are evil!

:rofl:

[no name no slogan]

14. I like vegans because they're crunchy

[KitchenWitch]

15. and they taste good in a bechemel sauce!

[flvegan]

16. OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Got me...BIG time!!

I thought it was a copycat or something, though. I know you don't broadbrush like that.

[eyepaddle]

17. Yaaayyyyyyyyyy!!!

Thanks for the compliment by the way! :D :rofl:

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18. Loons are complete vegans.

[LeftyMom]

27. I thought they ate fish?

:shrug:

[begin_within]

28. It was just a trick to get people to look at Condi's brazilian shirt.

[Random_Australian]

19. Well, I've thought up an automatic device to

keep the thread kicked. I think I'll call it a 'FlameWar' :evilgrin:

Vegans are loons! :P

Loons! Loons! Are too! ;)

How do you like the automatic flamewar/kicking device thus far?

[Ikonoklast]

20. So I go to this flamewar expecting to see......

Dirty. Rotten. Bastard.



Got me.

[eyepaddle]

21. Sorry you got hit by the humor shrapnel,

Ususally I'm not evil like this, but something just came over me. :blush:

I, I, I felt...compelled. :evilgrin:

[harleydad]

22. I wouldn't know about loons but I know I was traumatized

by a vegan thanksgiving dinner last year.

Does this help kick it up?

[AirmensMom]

24. Traumatized?

OK, I'm THROUGH cooking for you! Oh ... what's that? It wasn't cooked? That's the problem? OK, FINE! Wash yer own raw veggies! :spank:

[LeftyMom]

23. OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!

That was good. You are a bad bad man.

[DainBramaged]

25. I don't know a Brazillion, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn once

[Name removed]

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