Bush heads for Africa

[The Lone Liberal]

The White House released this communiqué this afternoon:

President Bush and companions are headed to deepest darkest Africa where they will be met at Brazzaville by a Great White Hunter who will guide them into the jungle.

The President said with any luck I’ll get to met either that Tarzan man or that Livingstone sic (Livingston) guy. Makes no diff to me, just bring er on.

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. And he'll say, "Dr. Livingstone (Livingston) I presume"

Then, "take me to your leader!" Certain the Great Hunter will be "white". OOHH! Did I really say that?

And will * rename himself "George of the Jungle"????

[bookman]

2. I suppose he's been briefed...

...there are blacks in Africa.

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. Rove maybe has told him.

That Brazil gaffe was such a screwup, how could they not have told him?

[ForrestGump]

4. He's going 'cos he heard there were Bushmen there

Wait 'til he sees that they're not from the Kennebunkport lineage....

[beanball]

5. "the bushman in bushland"

another pygmy in Africa,keep him fellows he one of you, a mental midget goes home.

[ForrestGump]

6. Except that they're only physically small, and he's mentally minuscule

Dubya follows Alex Haley's lead....goes back to Africa to find his roots:

EDIT: I think I was channeling smirky's spirit when I typed my subject line.....

[pasadenademocrat]

7. Do you think Dim Son

Could find Africa on a map?

BTW-How do yo guys get those cool pictures on the right of your posts?

[diamond14]

8. shrub said it's the "country" of Africa....hope he takes care while

traveling...it wasn't so long ago when the President (of Rwanda) was flying around with all his top guys, and got shot down, killing everyone, starting a killing spree of over half a million people hacked to death with machetes...Tanzania got their military out to shoot all the fleeing refugees as they tried to cross the river...

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how we get the cool pictures...

hit the Forums link on top of page...

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[Hubert Flottz]

9. Bush went to the Dark Continent to be groomed!

by the other chimps! KKKarl said it was time to regroom Shrub for the 2004 race, so Shrub lit out for the green greasy banks of the Zambezi! I guess the rest of the Bush Klan in America is too busy stealing to eat Shrub's fleas and ticks, so back to his roots! Jane Goodall said, "Dumbest primate I ever saw!"