Wwwwhen the MOON hits your eye like a big pizza PIE ...it's CAPTIONiiing

[underpants]

[underpants]

1. Good kitty

meow

[Drifter]

2. So then I whipped ...

my big wanger, like this.

GWB joke that isn't really a joke.

Cheers
Drifter

[felonious thunk]

3. and I cocked muh riefle just like this here

and I shot that boy right up in he's head. Yup. I figgered Saddam a got it comin' to 'im. Tha's right. And I'd a done did to Frenchy McFrench over there, if'n Rummy'd a let me too.

[Fenris]

4. W. is "sprechin'": "You talkin' ta me? Are you talkin' ta me?"

"Seriously! I just cleaned my ear with this giant Q-Tip! Are you talking to me? I can't hear a thing!"

[trof]

5. 'At's a moray

[maxanne]

6. "mah daddy and I

are real men. We like to drink beer, belch, fart, and talk about pussy."

[wysimdnwyg]

7. So I was holdin' this bottle...

And it was a BIG bottle. Like a gallon bottle of vodka. You seen those? They're great. You get a hell of a lot more than with a fifth... So I was holdin' the bottle, and Pickles said, "Gimme that. I want to play with it." And hoo-boy! Did she ever "play"!!!

[omshanti]

8. yessirree, I done stole this thang right offa dem English beefeater guys

an I'm maighty proud of it.

[omshanti]

9. This here thang? That's to tickle Pickles in the mornin

cos she's a lump in de bed an all...

hey! I'm a poet and I didn't know it!
Tickle Pickles... heh heh heh...

[BurtWorm]

10. "I know I shouldn't be laughin' about gettin' my ass kicked on tariffs,

but your microphone hat is resting in a very sensitive spot."

[cosmicdot]

11. W is saying: I didn't know you could steal tariffs ... nobody told me ...

... actually, I don't know what tariffs are and now they are saying I can't steal them ... I always skipped over that tariff stuff in the history books ... well, I skipped over most all the stuff ...