Breaking news regarding next Medal of Freedom recipient:

[Ilsa]

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A White House source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President Dick Cheney the Medal of Freedom, the national highest civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in shooting an attorney.

The source was quoted to say "All Americans have wanted to shoot a lawyer at one time or another and Cheney actually had the guts to do it."

In a related story, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which issues hunting licenses, said that it will start requiring hunters, wishing to bag a lawyer, to have the new "lawyer's stamp" on their hunting license. Texas hunters are required to carry stamps for hunting birds, deer, and bear, at a cost of $7 annually. The new "lawyer's stamp" will cost $100, but open season will be all year long.

The department further stated that although the "lawyer's stamp" comes at a hefty price, sales have been brisk and it is believed it will generate annual revenues in excess of $3 billion in the first year. Other states are considering implementation of similiar hunting license stamps.


Okay, sorry if I missed seeing htis on DU the first time it circulated.

[cmkramer]

1. I doubt it

The Congress doesn't decide who gets the Medal of Freedom, I don't think.

It's probably the Congressional Gold Medal they're talking about.

And no, I don't think he should be getting that one either.

[DS1]

2. I consider this more right-wing jackoff shit

Cheney shouldn't be nominated for anything but jailtime.

Only a Repubscum would also link that chickenshit piece of shit bird slaughterer with actual military medals.

Do those lawyers also include Fitzgerald?

:rant:

[SofaKingLiberal]

3. lol

:rofl:

[Ilsa]

5. I guess you, LostinVirginia and I were the only ones who

thought it was funny. Hell, it's Friday. Gotta laugh at something.

[LostinVA]

4. giggle

[Ilsa]

6. You, me, and Sofa King Lib are the only ones amused. nt

[no name no slogan]

7. Thank Allah, I thought it was another Brazilian joke thread