Michelle Malkin is coming at you with a sledgehammer

[Taverner]

Are you allowed to hit her?

[johnnie]

1. Am I driving a 2 wheel drive

..or 4 wheel drive?

[jakefrep]

2. It is not only allowed, but encouraged.

[flvegan]

3. No.

You just point to her left and say, "Oh my God! Is that Feingold?" When she goes all berserker in that direction, you can disarm her with a proper bra-snap from behind her. You will however be sued, as she'll drop the sledgehammer on her foot.

[laheina]

4. She needs a good bitch-slap!

But, since I'm a girl...can we leave the sledge hammer out of it?

Except that she prolly couldn't lift one anyway. :)

[951-Riverside]

5. In florida I'm allow to do alot more :)

[blondeatlast]

6. No need. Her skinny ass would fall over through momentum.

You are, however, allowed to laugh hysterically and make faces.

Oh, BlueBear, calling BlueBear!

[philosophie_en_rose]

7. Trick Question. She couldn't carry a sledgehammer.

She'd be crushed by its weight.

[Bossy Monkey]

8. Oh my god! You're right!

Thanks for warning me.:D

[DS1]

9. And risk slicing my knuckles open on those teeth?

I'd sooner just close the door and climb out the window

[bridgit]

10. that would call for a classic 'sweep' of her feet out from under her...

with any luck, or good fortune, the sledgehammer would bonk her on her head somewhere in that process :rofl:

[sakabatou]

11. Yes

[texas1928]

12. Who?

:shrug:

[Katherine Brengle]

13. Depends--do I have a knife?

:evilgrin:

[Fleshdancer]

14. "but officer, I swear her cell phone looked EXACTLY like a sledgehammer

and she WAS walking in my general direction. I had to defend myself...over and over and over."



:rofl: