Funny joke I just heard!

[RandomKoolzip]

Life is a series of sequential disappointments, then death happens.

[jpgray]

1. You're telling it wrong

[RandomKoolzip]

2. There should be another "of" in there somewhere.

And I think I may have unintentionally skipped over the "presidential breifing" section in order to emphasize the whole "inevitability of death" thingy.

Will you tell it....the "right way?"

[Misunderestimator]

7. This is the right way to tell that joke:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4859446

[rustydog]

3. I've heard it before...ROFLMAO!

:toast:

[RandomKoolzip]

4. A Brazilian told me that one.

[johnnie]

5. I had that one on a Dixie cup

..when I was a kid.

[RandomKoolzip]

8. Not me. Mine were full of dog urine.

No cute sayings for lil' Koolzip. Nope!

[Misunderestimator]

6. ROFL

[RandomKoolzip]

9. "Roffle?"

No comprende, amiga.

[Misunderestimator]

17. Pendejo

Better?

[RandomKoolzip]

18. Si! Mucho mucho si!

Mis elephantes son azul. No payasos en mi pantalones, Senor Goofy!

[Susang]

10. No shit?

[RandomKoolzip]

11. No. Quite a lot of shit, actually.

[Susang]

12. How much?

[RandomKoolzip]

13. A brazillion tons of shit.

[Susang]

14. I don't know what that word means

Could you explain it to me? }(

[RandomKoolzip]

15. Sure!:

Life is a series of sequential disappointments, and then death happens.

[Susang]

16. Damn your circular logic!