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Crazy Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:44 PM
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A joke my dad told me over 30 years ago
It just popped into my head. Some may think it's funny, some not. It's just an old memory of mine I'd like to share. The original joke may be a little different but this is the best I can remember:

A guy goes to court and tells the judge that he would like to legally change his name. The judge asks the man for what reason and the man replies that his name by birth is "Jack Shit". After hearing this the judge is totally understanding and sympathetic and assures the gentleman that he has no problem in signing a court order to legally change his name. The gentleman is very happy hearing this great news and tells the judge that he'd like his new name to be "Jack Off".
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 01:05 PM
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1. The brazillian joke is funnier than that...
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 01:07 PM
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2. You may think it's funny but it's snot. :)
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