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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:09 PM
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I'm angry. My ex just sent me an e-mail.
After 5 months! What a pig!

He wrote this:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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MadAsHellNewYorker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:10 PM
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1. now that is good shit
.....but who doesn't like a pig? :evilgrin:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:11 PM
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3. I do! Pigs know how to squeal!
Hubba hubba! :evilgrin:
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MadAsHellNewYorker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:22 PM
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7. oink baby, oink
:evilgrin:
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GalleryGod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:10 PM
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2. JAFO
:puke:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:11 PM
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4. J.A.F.O.
:shrug:

I think I understand the F.O. part... but not J.A. ...
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GalleryGod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:14 PM
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5. "Blue Thunder", 1983.
:smoke:
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StaggerLee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:18 PM
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6. Damn you
:D
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:46 PM
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8. Damn you...
Edited on Wed Mar-15-06 12:47 PM by Bassic
:argh:

:hi:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 01:10 PM
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9. Your bad, bad, bad.
:spank:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 01:11 PM
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10. Ok, Ok
this was a good one.
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