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DS1

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Wed Mar-15-06 11:00 AM
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FUCK YOU!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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Deja Q

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Wed Mar-15-06 11:01 AM
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1. OKAY, WHEN?

:rofl:

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SofaKingLiberal

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Mon Mar-20-06 01:50 AM
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2. .

:kick:

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Random_Australian

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Mon Mar-20-06 02:36 AM
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3. Kick. This is one of two brazillions in ages that made me smile.Here's the

other:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4912607

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northofdenali

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Mon Mar-20-06 03:33 AM
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4. Is there any way to just put

Edited on Mon Mar-20-06 03:33 AM by northofdenali

the word brazillion on ignore?

DS, got me on this one. Shit. :hi:

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In_The_Wind

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Mon Mar-20-06 03:37 AM
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5. NO!

I like being kissed first!

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Whoa_Nelly

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Mon Mar-20-06 03:48 AM
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6. Oh, Yeah? Well...back at'cha!

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SofaKingLiberal

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Mon Mar-20-06 11:59 AM
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7. .

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Lilith Velkor

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Wed Mar-22-06 11:44 AM
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8. Bitch, please

OK that was funny.

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LaurenG

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Wed Mar-22-06 11:54 AM
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9. ...

I was going to say now what but, no need. You are getting to be an expert at this now. :kick:

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DS1

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Wed Mar-22-06 11:55 AM
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10. bleh

this was but a single part of a flood of this brazillian shit, and just doesn't work kicked alone

:eyes:

Still, it stopped the flood of brazillian jokes for at least one day, and for that I was greatly relieved.

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LaurenG

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Wed Mar-22-06 12:01 PM
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11. These people are thread diggers I didn't even notice the date

still it's a good one.

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Midlodemocrat

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Wed Mar-22-06 12:02 PM
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12. It was sheer genius, that's what it was.

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StaggerLee

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Wed Mar-22-06 12:24 PM
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13. Damn ye!

:evilgrin:

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