American Idol:How *bombed* was Paula Abdul last night

[underpants]

* I say *bombed* because I could tell if it was from a liquid form or if it was pill flavored*

Not only was she bleary eyed and hitting on every contestant (even "Chicken Little" who BTW is taller/bigger than Seacrest) she could barely finish a sentence and had one of the great moment in *Bombed* TV history.

They were talking about someone (it was either Kellie or Elliott) having the "IT factor"

Simon :"It is ...the IT factor"
Randy (leaning over to talk directly to Simon)"The X factor"
Paula (literally out of the side of her mouth) "Whatever"

This was preceded by "I think we are going to see you for more weeks than we can imagine" --uh does this competition go on forever?

Lots of arm flailing and at one point I thought she was going to dance on the table.

My wife and I kept rewinding and we were laughing our tails off.

According to a co-worker this was a topic of discussion on the Tom Joyner show this morning.

:beer: