Vegetarians are really just sissies who can't handle their meat!

[eeyore]

Discuss...

:yoiks:

[LeftyMom]

1. Uh, I can't say any of the veggies I know have issues

"handling thier meat." :evilgrin:

[Texasgal]

3. There ya GO LM!!!

Way to tell 'em! :)

[eeyore]

9. Okay, I walked right into that one....

:rofl:

[Texasgal]

2. OH CHRIST!!!

This has been debated and POP-CORNED out on DU!!

It's boorish. :eyes:

DO we not have anything more exciting to talk about?

[eeyore]

5. Perhaps you meant boarish?

[Texasgal]

7. Insert stupid flame-bait

funny thread here----------------------->

[no name no slogan]

13. No, THIS is boorish

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Texasgal]

14. ROFL!

Yes.. I agree!

[Katherine Brengle]

4. That's it--tonight I am coming up with my own flame-bait thread! :)

[flvegan]

6. Well, please educate us on how to handle our meat.

Most of us don't have to, but it would appear that some folks have issue with that, needing to...themselves.

BTW...sissy. Sissy is especially funny to me. Hey!!! Hey, everyone...I'm a sissy. What do you think of that?

[Texasgal]

10. Hey Flvegan... why don't you show us your SISSY!

PLEASE??? *wags tail * :)

[flvegan]

17. Been there, done that.

If the OP feels the need, he can look it up.

However, maybe something private for you anyway...

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

11. I already knew you were a sissy

:P

[flvegan]

18. You call me whatever you want.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

27. just not late for dinner

[LeftyMom]

16. I'm very worried about you.

You're wasting away. Sick all the time. Drained of emotion and joie de vive. It's very sad.

Your eating disorder and general poor health worry me greatly. Go eat some dead shit before you get any scrawnier. :D

Oh, and for the newbs, that's all :sarcasm:

[flvegan]

19. The wording is wrong. I'm no sissy...

I'm a pussy. Big difference.

You are what you eat, eh?

[LeftyMom]

21. Uh, you'd better be wasting away then.

There's a whole lot of space betweeen you and the Vegan Kitty Subsitute (now with more B12!)

[eeyore]

23. Just a silly flamebait flvegan...

I'm the sissiest of them all! I'm sure you could beat me in thumbwrestling any ole day for sure.

:)

[flvegan]

26. In that case...

you and I, thumbwrestling at dawn!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and that's BOTH thumbs...

[eeyore]

28. Dude, I've seen pictures of you...

You could pin my whole body down with one thumb. You are the poster child for a strapping young vegan!

Retreat!
Retreat!
:yoiks:

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Shit on that, pal. Vegetarians make sissies look positively manly.

[flvegan]

20. Not all of us.

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. It was, of course, just a joke.

I know some very butch - and manly - vegetarians. And some really, really hot female ones, woo hoo!!

Especially the martial arts trained vegetarian buddhists - don't fuck with them.

[flvegan]

24. Hell, no. I've heard tell that Bruce Lee

was a vegetarian. Along with many others, it just seemed to fit in with what you were saying.

[yewberry]

12. C'mere and say that

...ya meathead.

[eeyore]

15. Lol!

I do love tofu...can't get enough of it! :9

[datasuspect]

25. YOU JUST CAN'T SAY THAT!`

wahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

[NMMNG]

29. You think so, eh?

I'm hardly wasting away, and I can pick up a 100 pound adult and put them over my shoulder with minimal effort. (If I actually worked out I could no doubt do more)

As to what I do with my meat, that is my personal business.

[pokerfan]

30. If we aren't supposed to eat animals,

how come they're made out of meat?

:)

[RebelOne]

31. Humans are animals and made out of meat.

How come you're not a cannibal?

[TheBaldyMan]

32. you're a donkey that eats nothing but thistles ...

that's not cissy in my book.

[tjwmason]

33. You've obviously never tried a vegetarian diet

whilst living in the middle of a meat-eating culture.

Vegan diet even more so.

[Hissyspit]

34. How can you have your pudding if you won't eat your meat!!?

You... behind the bandstand. Stand still, Laddy!