Okay Cats & Dogs... Roll Call For The Human Owners!

[matcom]

fess up fellow felines and canines. WE all know who we REALLY are don't we?

i mean yeah, all the idiot humans on this board think I am "matcom": some lunatic who drinks scotch all the time, photoshops alot and is likely to show his HUMAN ASS anyplace, anytime.

well fellow furry pals, its time we 'let the cat out of the bag' wouldn't you say?

to the FEW humans who DO frequent this board (you IDIOTS), MOST of the members here are four-legged cute and fuzzies who take over the computers of THEIR OWNERS whilst they are at work, out shopping, etc...

DUMBASSES!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DAMN! WE GOT YOU ALL FOOLED!

[Liberal Veteran]

1. We share liberal_veteran and his boyfriend....

[roguevalley]

2. Andrew, Pippin, Tippy, Timmy and Robby. Five dachshunds live and

dominatrix the mere mortal RV.

I have to drag my little dachshund out of my chair to
write. She's always there staring at the screen and the
keyboard. Must have been a programmer in a former life.

[Booberdawg]

3. I'm a dog

and I post under my owners name all the time.

Boober

[hlthe2b]

4. My mom left me all by myself today....

With nothing but five zillion squeaky toys, dry dog food in the bowl (yuck) and a "greenie" bone for my teeth to play with. What I really want to do is roughhouse with all my doggie pals out there.

Matcom, let's get acquainted. Can I sniff your ass? Can I?! Can I?! :evilgrin:

Tallulah

[matcom]

5. why not? i just got done sniffing YOURS

mind if i smoke?

:D

[matcom]

6. ppsssstt

should we tell all the humans that "Catwoman" is really a neutered DOBERMAN?

sssshhhhhhhhhhhh

[hlthe2b]

13. Ohhh, Dobie!

:loveya: Flutter, flutter..... But is "she" out of the closet?

[hlthe2b]

14. Snifff, sniff, sniff.................By the way...

Big Boy, Matcom.... I'm an Aussie/Lab mix, but get all my smarts form the Aussie (or so my mom says), but the rough'n'tumble from the Lab side of the family....

I do so love to wrestle......!

[SOteric]

7. Yeah, I'm a wise-ass feline, what's your point?

[put out]

19. Yeah, you think so?

I'd kick your fuzzy rear, but I have human pets whose sole purpose in life is to keep my beautiful self from taking over the planet. Cats, Unite. Then feed me, so that I may ignore and abuse you with more energy. Wait, they're coming, and will destroy my plans if I do not get off the keyboard and continue to act stupid.

Check back later, the password is hsss.

[damnraddem]

8. At least I'm a dog, and not that stupid cat (Mischief) who ...

lives in the house. Chouskis rule!

- Scarlet O'Hairy

[trof]

9. trof, a few years ago.

On the left
(like always)

[Hawkeye-X]

10. Teddy the Super MaltePoo checking in

I wuff my owner, and he gives me new toys every week. I get spoiled rotten and I love jumping on his lap, and licking his face constantly for hours.

Teddy the MaltePoo

[matcom]

11. i love licking Matcom's face too

but only after i have sniffed Pumpkin's (the cat) butt!

he NEVER knows (or at least NEVER says anything)

*snicker*

[woofless]

12. I am Tia

and weigh all of 5#. Even though I am small I have Woofless totally whipped. Hell, the dumbass makes all the payments on the computer and to the ISP. Chihuahuas of the world unite!!

[Zomby Woof]

15. Kiko here!

My breath smells like cat food!

[matcom]

17. yeah, but what is your OWNER'S excuse????

:P

[SiobhanClancy]

16. We are Siobhan.....and Clancy

Actually,*I* am Siobhan,Queen of the World...and that orange creature is my brother,Clancy.
It is always me on this computer...my human mummy has better things to do,such as making sure that my dishes are always filled,litter box pristine,and toys in their proper places. I DO wish she would find a job soon,though...it's a bit tedious having her hanging around all the time. My favorite afternoon activity of trying to pull down all the curtains in the house is seriously curtailed. To be fair,I can usually con her into opening the jar of kitty treats NEARLY every time she goes into the kitchen. It would be much more convenient,though,if she would just leave it open so I could help myself. I might allow Clancy to have one,too,if the mood strikes me. This would be,of course,after I have thoroughly sniffed and licked his treat to make sure it is not in some way superior to mine. This would not be acceptable. If I am not feeling generous,naturally I will consume both treats myself. He is nearly twice my size,but I am the Alpha Cat in this house. Since the human slave is unemployed,she leaves the door of her room open so that I can rest on top of the bed. I expect this to continue if she ever does find a job,because if it does not,I will urinate on her pillow. I've already used her bathtub for as a litter box to show my displeasure at having the door shut while humans are bathing. This is a show that cats enjoy...in fact,I rather thought that was the whole point of the activity...if not,why bother??
I am tired of typing now,and am going to see if I can get into the needlepoint bag(many goodies in there!)

Regally Yours,
Her Majesty Siobhan(Queen of the World)and the Delta-Minus Moron Clancy

[rucky]

18. My Owner is a Freeper

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (arf).

[Kat45]

20. Hey, don't leave out us birds!

This is Grace here, an adorable Pacific parrotlet who is the little princess of this house. The computer is in the same room as my cage, so of course it is MY room and everything in it is MINE. So it is MY computer and I get to post whenever I want because when I don't get my way I bite, and though my beak may be small, it is sharp and powerful.

[matcom]

22. just don't bite the hand that feeds ya

:D

[Kat45]

23. I do that all the time....

and I do it while the hand is feeding me. :D

[ChoralScholar]

21. We were very destructive today

because ChoralScholar fed us a Rice Krispie Treat and then left us home alone. Hehe.

Ginger (The Yellow-Dog Democrat-Literally) and Julie (the cam for the hamera)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

24. This girl named Melissa always visits this place...

My name is Scooby, and she belongs to my human, Skip. She's funny. She always brings me treats from exotic places. The other day she came in smelling like cat. I ignored her for three hours because of her betrayal. About four months ago, she brought ever this damn rat that they keep up on top of the desk they won't let me play with. She tells me all the time that we could play but our humans won't let us near each other. I scream that Willow says it was ok, but they won't listen. Oh well. I'm going to start on this other bag of beggin strips. Have a nice day, you cats and birds. Puppies unite!

[goobergunch]

25. /me wonders what his beagle posts while he's at school (n/t)