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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 02:42 PM
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Breaking News: LAURA BUSH DRINKS BLOOD
Edited on Thu Mar-09-06 02:43 PM by texas1928
Washington-- Sources inside the White House have reportedly leaked information regarding First Lady Laura Bush that threatens to engulf an already embattled White House in yet another scandal. The shocking revelation - Mrs. Bush is a blood-sucking vampire. A comparison of her photo and an image of Dracula, reveals a clear similarity.



The administration is trying to put a brave face on the leak of this devataing information. The Assistant Press Secretary was quoted as saying "Most people thought she was a mindless fembot, so this may be a bonus. I hear the vampire community is a growing constituency in the swing states."


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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 04:14 PM
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1. Oh come on it is funny.
Edited on Thu Mar-09-06 04:16 PM by texas1928
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