Dick Cheney's NeoCon Golfing Guide w/intro

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Many people don't realize that Dick Cheney is almost as good a shot as a golfer as he is as a hunter. Earlier in his life he published "Dick Cheney's NeoCon Golfing Guide" with the following intro:

"I have just finished my new book on golf that I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of experience."

The following is a preview of the book, w/ several example chapters, that guarantees any NeoCon golfer can beat the likes of Bill Clinton, or anybody else that gets in their way for that matter....

Chapter - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter - Perfectly Good Reasons for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
chapter - Secrets of the Long Putter As The Ultimate Weapon