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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 12:26 PM
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Bush joke....
President Bush tripped fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland."

George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One".

The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."

George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"

The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!"

Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are handicapped."

The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"
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rbnyc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 12:29 PM
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1. HA!
Very good.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 12:32 PM
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2. Lol
Never heard that one.
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 12:38 PM
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3. beat that child!
:spank:
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Liberalynn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 12:54 PM
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4. I like that one
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 02:03 PM
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5. The first part is also hilarious!
President Bush tripped fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 02:53 PM
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6. I love that one!
:rofl:
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