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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 12:18 PM
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A fresh start
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilians were killed."

"Oh, dammit!" the President exclaims. "I hope this doesn't mean that I have to be King of Carnivale again. I still have razorburn from the last time."
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 01:47 PM
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1. Bump for the newbie orientation
:kick:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 01:48 PM
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2. Oh. My. God.
:cry:


Make it stop. Please, please, make it stop.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 01:50 PM
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3. couldn't you just be bullish on Kudzu? I hear it's going places.
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Crazy Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 01:51 PM
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4. Oh no you didn't...
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