pencil sharperner shavings

[Zomby Woof]

On the way to K-mart to buy some tartar-control underwear, gosh, I led an army of milk jugs past the serene moochers of inhumanity at the Hummer lot. Poo, you say? Four score and eleven o'clock, I might have checked your coat without the ChapStick for you!!! :grr:

So... Jamie Lee Curtis called and gave me the recipe for grape juice I left at your grandma's. I danced a circle of Girl Scout cookie ants on the corn chip plant. Habaneros shot out of my left nostril, causing the Lithuanian National Anthem to emanate from the tympani of Aztec glands.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Don't eat pizza before bed. Seriously.

:scared:

[texas1928]

2. Oh I hate it when Habaneros come out my nose.

It just burns.

[nutsnberries]

7. you could use these

but then they'd come out your ears.
and when you turn to see where they landed i'd be there to say

TAG- you're it!

[texas1928]

8. Got you back.

[MiniMandaRuth]

3. Those darn halepenos...

They just give you dreams....

[Kurovski]

4. Tartar-control underwear!

:rofl: It must get pretty busy below your waist.

[Random_Australian]

5. Is it a plane? Is it a bird? No....

IT'S THE BOLIVIAN NAVY ON MANEUVERS IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC!
WHO IN GOD'S NAME WOULD MISTAKE THAT FOR A BIRD!?

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. What, *again*?

:eyes:

[AllegroRondo]

9. Is this another Brazillian thread?

I cant find it.

[XemaSab]

10. Leonard Cohen, man

I never know if he's crazy or a genius or both.