i just ordered a pizza from domino's and it's in the perfect shape of....

[Gato Moteado]

...a mobius strip! no matter which way i cut it there's tomato sauce on both sides of it. what should i do??????

[GOPisEvil]

1. Just turn it into a calzone and be done with it.

[Gato Moteado]

2. it's like a reverse calzone

nt

[GOPisEvil]

5. What will those evil geniuses at Domino's think of next?

[SofaKingLiberal]

3. Sell it on ebay.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

8. There must be some messiah/prophet it looks like...

:D

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Eat it along with Pepsi you drink from a Klein bottle.

[Gato Moteado]

6. great idea!

i like it.

[FuzzySlippers]

7. Ack! You don't want to buy pizza from them!

Did you see what the nutjob who owns the place is up to?

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/03/02/catholic.town.ap/

[0007]

9. El yuck 0

[Gato Moteado]

11. actually i never would buy a domino's pizza.....

aside from their crappy politics, their pizza blows.

[LSdemocrat]

12. He doesn't own the company anymore

From the article you linked to:

" "I believe all of history is just one big battle between good and evil. I don't want to be on the sidelines," Monaghan, who sold Domino's Pizza in 1998 to devote himself to doing good works, said in a recent Newsweek interview."

[The_Casual_Observer]

10. Slice it in the along the middle and make a chain out of it.

[Benfea]

13. Serves you right for buying that cheese-flavored cardboard. -NT

[I Have A Dream]

14. I thought for sure you were going to say Jesus or the Virgin Mary.

:)

[jmowreader]

15. Just eat the box it came in

They taste the same anyway.

[Gato Moteado]

16. it came boxed in a geodesic dome

nt

[jmowreader]

17. With a rounded-off edge...

so the whole container actually has only one side?

Yeah, I've seen those pizza containers, but the ones Domino's uses STILL taste better than their contents.

[Gato Moteado]

18. the delivery man was an alien....

....in a UFO with a domino's sign on top. he traveled faster than the speed of light and actually went back in time and delivered the pizza before i ordered it.