I'm back.

[Dangerously Amused]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"






Oh look. Now I'm gone again.

[SeattleGirl]

1. You just HAD to do that, didn't you???

:spank:

I'm glad to see you back, though! What'd they do, throw you in Gitmo or something?

[Dangerously Amused]

3. Hey babe!

Gitmo should be so lucky. I'd have that place turned around in no time... a splash of paint here, a coordinating oriental rug there... oh, and the torturing mofos getting a taste of their own medicine in the stylishly minimalist "dungeon" themed rec room.

Actually work took me out for a while, then my nearly-brand-new computer decided it didn't LIKE the frozen tundra and wanted to vaycay in a warmer climate. So it developed a pixel rash and got an all expense paid trip south. Grrr.

So anyway, I'm back to some extent.

And how the heck are YOU?

[SeattleGirl]

4. Hey, I like your design ideas for Gitmo!

Especially the stylishly mimimalist "dungeon" themed rec room! :rofl:

Been doing okay. Mostly working, working, working, but it keeps me off the streets and better able to be naughty in the Lounge! :evilgrin:

It's so nice that you're back. I've really missed you, you Naughty Girl!

[Dangerously Amused]

11. What?! You're off the streets? Sacrilege!

Then again, the Naughty Girls sure do appreciate you hanging around to vamp things up a notch or six. :)


Hey, I've really missed you and them Naughty Girls, too. It's only right that we should make up for lost naughty time, eh?

[SeattleGirl]

18. Hey, if I were on the streets,

DU would be so deprived of my naughty presence! Or would that be depraved? :evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

24. After a few beers I don't think there's really a difference.

Shall we?


:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: ....

[SofaKingLiberal]

2. Hey

[Dangerously Amused]

9. Sure, you say that to be polite...

...but how do you REALLY feel?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. Welcome back!

Missed ya!

[Dangerously Amused]

10. Hey Yo, Goddess O'!

Missed you too, for sure!


And hey... that generous Guinness is genuine genius!



Don't mind if I do. :beer: =Ahhhhhhhh= It's good to be back among friends. :)

[In_The_Wind]

6. I missed you!

Pssst ~ I got a haircut.

[Dangerously Amused]

14. Oh geez Joanie Girl, now you gotta know I missed you, too!

You got your hair cut? Oh cool! Lemme see! Lemme see! ...course, I did like it an awful lot before, though. Do you like it better now?


And yeah, I'm with Robeson re: that dancin' smilie. She's the coolest!

[In_The_Wind]

23. There probably won't be any pictures until Sugar Smack and get together.

I started my own personal tradition a few years back: I spend a few days at the beach acting like a fool starting with watching the sun rise out of the ocean on 4/1. This time I'm taking a week away from my day to day life.
Sugar can only take part of the debauchery, eating, drinking and partying for two days then it's just me and the empty beaches.

[flvegan]

7. I don't care

that you posted "that" as I'm just glad to see you again.

[Dangerously Amused]

15. Well, to be completely honest with you...

...the entire reason I left the Lounge was because SOMEBODY whose name I won't mention on account of his fine reputation and all, but whose initials are FLVEGAN, wouldn't pony up a certain nekkid back photo he PROMISED me ooh, say... EONS AGO. =ahem=

Dude, I am so going to sic the Promise Keepers on you, I Swear. To. God.












Yeah, so okay... I missed you a ton and everything besides. Sheesh. Make a girl spell it out in front of everybody. :eyes:

[swimboy]

8. It's great to see you again!

:hi: :hug:

Work has taken me mostly out right now, but I'll be around more soon.

I'm glad you're back!

[Dangerously Amused]

16. Yaaaay Swimmie!!

:loveya:


Yes, oh do please come around more soon!


:hug:

[KitchenWitch]

12. And I was ready to welcome you back!

:P

[Dangerously Amused]

17. I know, AND...

...now you get to spank me first! It's a win-win situation! :7



Missed you Naughty Girls! Thanks for the welco.... oh no, wait. First things first. Here ya go...

[Starbucks Anarchist]

13. Hi, DA!!!!!!

:loveya: :hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

19. Hey there Handsome!

How YOU doin'?


:loveya:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

Much better now!

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. Hey, everybody! DA's back!

:hide:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

21. Bada bing!

:toast:

[Dangerously Amused]

22. .

:eyes:


:spank:
















:P

[Strong Atheist]

25. Your front, too. nt.

[Dangerously Amused]

30. Eh, not nearly as interesting as my back.

Some of the other girls around here have the "front" thing covered.


Or, not covered, as the case may be.

[flvegan]

33. Prove up your post.

Go on, I dare you.

If you don't want to publicly, you can PM me.

Go ahead...slap me. I deserve it.

[Dangerously Amused]

36. Prove up my post?

Prove up my post, you say?!

Hey! - Keep Your Promises, ya big handsome lug. Or you might get a bad reputation as a tease around here.

[Call Me Wesley]

26. Welcome back, DA!

:hi: Long time no see. How goes?

[Dangerously Amused]

32. Hey you!

I'm doin' good. Busy, work is picking up. That's a good thing. But hey, it looks like you and the Mighty Heidi kept the Lounge shipshape while I was gone.

Well done! :patriot:

[oneighty]

27. Ah there you are

I turn 'round and ZIP you is gone.

180

[Dangerously Amused]

34. I used to work undercover. I'm sneaky that way. :)

Hey oneighty! How you been? I spent some of my time away reading Vicky Mary (loved it, as always), and just sent you a note in today's mail. Hope you have been keeping up with your writing...

[wildhorses]

28. and I missed you...

like a toothache...




but, missed you just the same




:silly:

[Dangerously Amused]

35. Aw, you say the sweetest things!

Actually, toothaches to me mean a trip to the dentist and THAT means... nitrous oxide! Yeeeeaaaahhh baby! Woo hoo! Party in my head! Actually, my dentist is so cool he will even give me nitrous for a cleaning. I LOVE that guy! :7

C'mon, let's go get our teeth cleaned and take on the universe! Wanna?! Huh? Wanna? C'mon!


:bounce: :

[wildhorses]

38. missed you for real...

the joke ....not so much :P

[Dangerously Amused]

39. Oh yeah, missed you for real too, gf!

I feel kinda bad about the joke, though. I mean geez, taking advantage of my friends like that and all.





























But I'll get over it! :7

Hee hee hee!

[dpbrown]

29. What an entrance!

I missed you, by the way.

:loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

37. My entrance?

Yeah, I'm bad that way.


Hey, I missed you, too. A girl can't go without her real, genuine, honest-to-goodness superhero guy (with genuine mask and cape) for very long these days. How you been? And hows that darlin' little baby girl coming along?

:loveya:

[dpbrown]

41. Consider yourself swooooshed...

As any good caped crusader would do!


That darlin' little baby is coming along like a prize Hampshire before the county fair, at 22 pounds at nine months she'll be whoopin' the other babies before she can even talk!


Insert :superherosmilie: here

:pals:

[GOPisEvil]

31. Welcome back. I was wondering to where you'd gone off.

:hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

40. Hey there toots!

Missed you! I trust you behaved while I was gone...