Are your cats old enough to learn about Jesus?

[MountainLaurel]

People often ask me when they should teach the Good News to their housecats. I have but one answer: "What are you waiting for?"

A pet is a beloved part of your family, and as a Christian, you should do everything you can to guarantee that this valued member of your family receives the glorious eternal reward for which Christ gave His very life. Think of the alternative: your cat mired in darkness for eternity because you put off a 10-minute conversation.

My own cats accepted Jesus into their hearts before they even opened their eyes. The light of salvation has brightened their lives, but perhaps the most noticeable change has been in me. I am filled with warmth knowing their eternal souls have been saved.

Kittens' hearts, at birth, are filled with what theologians call "original mischief." Mischief, if left to grow on its own, can sprout into evil. That's why you must fill their hearts with Jesus instead. If you wait, your cats might find seductive role models among the back-alley strays and rough felines from the wrong side of town. You could also end up with an unwanted pregnancy.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45814

I want a scratching cross for Cali!

:rofl:

[atomic-fly]

1. Mine are Hindu.

[DemonGoddess]

2. my cat insists that HE

must be worshipped!

[meow2u3]

3. My cat is already a Cat-olic

I taught him God's love when he was a kitten. O8)

[Inland]

4. I especially liked the call for

full immersion baptism. Bet THAT'S a Kodak moment.

[khashka]

5. Mine was a fundie

A Bast fundie. If I didn't worship Bast with her, she scratched me up something chronic!


Khash.

[MountainLaurel]

6. Cali used to have

Prints of Bast and Sekhmet above her food dish. Maybe that's why she is so insistent on people watching her eat: She wanted us to bow down to her deities.