Let's play DU matchup!

[HEyHEY]

What Duers, should date other duers?

And you mendicants best have a choice for me...

[GirlinContempt]

1. whoisalhedges & SOTBPaul

[HEyHEY]

2. OOOO baby..... swingers!

And, I hear HEdges is stack, but his testicular fungus is a bit of a turnoff

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

57. You're not kidding.

I had to rub AquaFresh all over my bathing suit area for 3 weeks straight just to kill the odor. Never again, Hedges--and I don't care if you DO bring an extra large sack of pork rinds.

[tigereye]

69. snort

I thought there was something funny about....

[jpgray]

3. flvegan and BBQmasta

We can do this with made-up DUers, no?

[redqueen]

88. ...

:rofl:

[flvegan]

92. I love bbq!

Send her over!

[Kurovski]

4. Wetzelbill and incapsulated.

And every woman on DU would be blessed to date HeyHey at least once.

[GirlinContempt]

5. They'd certainly get baptized

:o

[HEyHEY]

7. ....

:)

[GirlinContempt]

8. You WOULD smile

[Kurovski]

11. The holy of holies, I hear tell.

Enough to cause one to fall to their knees.

Lord but I love the profane filth in this forum! :loveya:

[HEyHEY]

6. *blush* n/t

[Kurovski]

12. Now don't be shy...

remember the bible story of the vestals with their lamps stuck in big baskets...or whatever.

[HEyHEY]

22. Jah?

I went to church once, I promptly evacuated my stomach because I was up all night drinking with the minister's daughter.

[Kurovski]

25. That's a beautiful story,

full of passion, romance and vomit. I'd swear you were the son of Barbara Cartland. :-)

[HEyHEY]

26. The epilogue is I told them I ran down the middle of the aile mid-hymn

Because it was hot and I was about to faint

[Kurovski]

27. Ah! And the story is also full of deception. Perfect!

;-)

[MrScorpio]

9. SO who do have for me?

Choose well

[jpgray]

10. HEyHEY and iverglas

[SeattleGirl]

13. Well, after the other day, I'd say XemaSab and billyskank

I think they'd look mighty fine together!

[billyskank]

64. You think?

:blush:

[SeattleGirl]

66. Well, I'm just sayin', billy

:evilgrin:

[SOteric]

14. matcom and WannaJumpMyScooter

[jpgray]

15. CanuckAmok and slinkerwink

[SOteric]

16. jpgray and underpants

They can hyphenate their names as Gray-Underpants.

[jpgray]

18. Nah. Someone told me he throws like a girl

[underpants]

63. Hehehehe

No no thanks...hold it how much money do you have?

[billyskank]

74. Surely BigMcLargeHuge and underpants would be a better match?

:D

[SeattleGirl]

17. Anybody going to match me up with someone?

Or do I have to be alone? :cry:

[KitchenWitch]

19. I will be your match!

Although I am likely the wrong flavor!

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

21. Thanks Kitchey. Yes, you are the wrong flavor, but

that's okay. If this were a "Friends Match-Up" Thread, you would definitely be a good match!

[Kurovski]

23. RobertSeattle would seem to be a fit, if only by name.

Don't cry!

[SeattleGirl]

24. Thanks Kurovski

I don't know how Robert would feel about it, but it's nice to know someone doesn't want me to be alone!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

30. Hellllooooo?

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

31. SA! Are you volunteering?

:hi:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

32. Reporting for duty, ma'am!

:patriot:

[SeattleGirl]

33. Well, aren't you the sweet one!

:loveya:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

35. I am!

But I should let you know that I am still exploring my options, just in case. :evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

39. Explore away!

:evilgrin:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

41. Sweet!

:evilgrin:

But you're still all right with me. :loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

43. Aw, thanks!

You're pretty all right with me, too! :loveya:

[RagingInMiami]

49. You'd be perfect for me

We both have coastal cities in our usernames.

[SeattleGirl]

51. Well, there we go!

It must be a sign! :hi:

[RagingInMiami]

56. My city or yours?

[SeattleGirl]

67. Mine. You folks have too many hurricanes.

:hi:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

20. Me and all the ladies.

:evilgrin:

[MissMillie]

58. I know we're liberal

but I'm willing to bet that most of us are not so liberal as to want to share you with all the others.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

82. After a couple of minutes, you'll want to pass me on.

:D

[jpgray]

28. HEyHEY and Kurovski

[HEyHEY]

29. Why not!?

What do ya say, k?

[Kurovski]

37. I'm all yours, baby.

should we go Sushi or Mexican for our first date?

[HEyHEY]

38. Mexican, er wait, sushi... shit ....mexican

But I can't eat hot food, even barbecue chips make me cry

[Kurovski]

40. OK then, how about British or Swedish?

A nice mild potato sausage with pancakes and Lingonberries might suit you.

I wouldn't want you vomiting in public.

[HEyHEY]

42. I haven't done that since November...

Even then, I don't think it counts, I retired to a bush and stuck my finger down my throat. As Malachy McCourt says, "If you're not using the toxin, best get it out of your body."
Of course, I stayed up and drank more when le monde seized it's irritating revolutions.

[Kurovski]

45. That's it then, we'll drink our dinner!

Well, I'm off to bed and dreams of our beautiful new life together.

Good night to all the matchmakers on DU! :hi:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

59. Are there stories from your past

that don't involve vomiting?

[GirlinContempt]

71. I can answer that

With a solid NO

[hunter]

80. The probably don't even sell Flamin' Hot Cheetos where you live.

[Blue-Jay]

34. l

l

[HEyHEY]

36. Blue-jay and prolesunited

[ProfessorGAC]

68. Way To Go Out On A Limb, HEyHey!

The Professor

[khashka]

44. Ok let's give it a shot....

Me... and damn near everybody. Did I hear you say "slut"? Shame!


Joani and Wetzelbill - older woman/ younger man. Trust me, it will work! A great match!


billy and Tj - I'll give up my one true love for that.


Me and swimboy - How can he be so sweet?

Me and lumberingbear - I haven't seen him lately. But oh baby, baby Yes!


Can't set you up with anyone, HEyHEY. Sorry. You're too odd . And while there are other odd Duers, it's too much to ask to find a match for you .Maybe, yvrgirl? Like you, she's always coming out of left field. It might work......



Khash.

[HEyHEY]

46. Hey, being odd is a rare gift

Making it odd...
As stunning as YVR is she's a bit too old....I mean out of my league

[khashka]

53. Yivver is too old????????

The truth comes out! HEyHEY is a pedophile!

:)


Khash.

[Kurovski]

47. HEyHEY is mine now, but he'll likely still need to seek

physical "comfort" from another gender than my own. :-)

I'm okay with that.

[HEyHEY]

48. Meh, I can learn

I almost kissed a guy once, that means I may just have it in me.

[Kurovski]

52. Not if you're the "top" you won't...

;-)

[KitchenWitch]

50. khash!

can I be a slut with you?

[khashka]

54. Of Course!

Hand in hand, arm in arm, we shall enter slutdom together.



Khash.

[KitchenWitch]

55. Very cool

we can sully each other! :rofl:

[xmas74]

84. I've already beat you both to slutdom.

[khashka]

85. In your dreams, my mistress

I'm into the thousands now.... and don't forget I used to be a prostitute. I think the slut award goes to me :)


Khash.

[xmas74]

89. I never was a prostitute.

Besides, sluts usually don't perform for the money. They do so for the love of the game.

I'm in it for the love of the game.

[khashka]

90. I did it for the love of the game

But cash is the sincerest form of flattery :evilgrin:

Khash.

[xmas74]

91. True dat.

If I had charged for every time I gave it away, I'd be a rich woman right now!

[In_The_Wind]

61. Hey! Thanks for the complement!

But seriously ~ Wetzelbill is interested in women 1/2 my age.

Do you have any other thoughts on this perplexing matter?

[In_The_Wind]

60. Sugar Smack & no name no slogan

No wait :think: that's already happy news! :bounce::bounce:


But ~ what about me? :D

[GirlinContempt]

62. You & JVS

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

65. What about me?

Match me up!

[sakabatou]

70. sakabatou and...

I really have no idea...

[RetroLounge]

72. Hell, I'm available...

:hi:

RL

[SeattleGirl]

75. RL, I think you have quite a few DU women to choose from!

:hi:

[lizziegrace]

77. Yeah RL

As Garrison Keillor pointed out, football players get the girls for a few years then their appeal fades. Poets and writers can get the girls for life.

:hi:

Keep writing!

[yvr girl]

83. You promised to be my sex slave

You're not going to have time or energy for anyone else.

[RetroLounge]

87. Good Point

:hi:

RL

[yvr girl]

93. Well, get over here then...

I have stuff for you to do... :*

[Deja Q]

73. I know my answer

I found out realized the truth today. Reality bites. :)

[supernova]

76. Who should I match up with?

:D

[REDKING]

78. I dont know anybody that well here but.....

I usually hope the woman just has a pulse.....

[lizziegrace]

79. Not too particular there are you Redking!

I was looking for just a little more...humor, kindness, compassion, liberal and not yet dead.

I guess we really are looking for the same thing!

:hi:

[SofaKingLiberal]

81. A pulse would be nice,

but I'll take whatever I can get.

[Deja Q]

86. My doctor couldn't find it my pulse my wrist, so he held my ____ instead.

:rofl: