The Thurman Murman Appreciation Thread.

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Thurman: Why do you need a car?

Willie: What the fuck are you talking about?

Thurman: This car.

Willie: Which turn is it?

Thurman: Sage Terrace. Where's your sleigh?

Willile: It's in the shop, getting repaired.

Thurman: Where are the reindeer?

Willie: I stabled them. Is it left or right?

Thurman: That way. Where's the stable?

Willie: Next to the shop.

Thurman: How do they sleep?

Willie: Who? The reindeer? Standing up.

Thurman: But the noise. How do they sleep?

Willie: What noise?

Thurman: From the shop.

Willie: They only work during the day, all right?

Thurman: I thought it was always night at the North Pole.

Willie: Well, not now. Right now it's always day.

Thurman: Then how do they sleep?

Willie: Oh, shit. Sage Terrace. What is it with you, anyway? Somebody drop you on your fucking head?

Thurman: On *my* head?

Willie: Well, yeah. What, are they gonna drop you on somebody else's head?

Thurman: How can they drop me onto my own head?

Willie: No, not *onto* your... Would... God damn it, kid! Are you fucking with me!