Heavy Metal vocalists do not sing, therefore it is not music.

[ZombieNixon]

A vocal that sounds like a guy having an orgasm while undergoing an exorcism does not music make.

Discuss.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

And, since I am currently listening to a metal song, I am an unsophisticated heathen. And racist because it's not rap. Also discuss. :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:



















:popcorn:

[AllegroRondo]

1. I disagree

Geoff Tate (from Queensryche) has a frikin' AMAZING voice.

[ZombieNixon]

2. The excessive use of popcorn in the OP indicates that it is a

sarcastic post.

I agree with you about Geoff Tate, BTW. :hi:

[AllegroRondo]

6. Darn it.

I thought you were just hungry.

:)

[tjwmason]

3. We all realise that you're an unsophisticated heathen

There's no need to advertise it.

Now will you jurry up and get onto your break so we can start being rude about you. :P

Edit typo.

[ZombieNixon]

4. Give it a few days.

I'm slowly weaning myself off it, but I want to spend my birthday here tomorrow. Then you can be arses about me. :P

[realisticphish]

5. I, too

am an unsophisticated heathen. In Flames, Soulfly, Sepultura, and Rammstein just go to show how uncultured I am

[eyepaddle]

7. Since your praise of Rob Halford is conspicous by its absence

I have no choice to conclude that in addition to being racist, you are also homophobic. :popcorn:

Sorry to have to be the one to break it to you. ;)

[ZombieNixon]

8. Damn!

x(

:P

[baldguy]

9. It may not be music, in your view

But is it art?

[LaurenG]

10. Why you I otta.....

Yes it is.:evilgrin:

[ContraBass Black]

11. "having an orgasm while undergoing an exorcism"

You deserve an award for turning that phrase.

[ZombieNixon]

14. Yeah, I know.

:evilgrin:

[LostinVA]

12. But Dio does suck. Come on, you know I'm right

[ghostsofgiants]

13. And what about hardcore punk?

Those fuckers can't sing OR play instruments!

[ZombieNixon]

15. Yeah, I mean come on, seriously,

they're as untalented as a rapper! :P

:hide:

[LynneSin]

16. As long as you're not busting on Robert Plant in anyways

go ahead and make more :popcorn:

[ZombieNixon]

18. Oooh, don't even get me started on Robert Plant!

:silly:

[bridgit]

17. of course it's 'music' silly-kins, it's just not singing...

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. Ian Gillan wants to kick your ass

Deep Purple screamer extraordinaire and the title character in "Jesus Christ Superstar."