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fight4my3sons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 09:53 AM
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need a joke for my husband
it's his turn to tell a joke today for the conference call meeting at work. Any ideas? I saw the one posted earlier - he wants one a little shorter.
Thanks!
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 10:01 AM
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1. Lottery joke
A man calls his wife at home. "I just won $10 Million in the lottery! Pack your things!"

She asks "What should I pack for, a cruise, a ski trip, a European tour?"

He says "I dont care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home."
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fight4my3sons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 10:06 AM
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5. Thanks!
Hubby liked that one!
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Earth_First Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 10:03 AM
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2. Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.
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fight4my3sons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 10:05 AM
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4. as much as we love dogs...
we are still laughing at that one :-) Thanks!
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 10:09 AM
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6. What do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 10:05 AM
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3. My dog has no nose!
How does he smell?

Awful!

:rofl:
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fight4my3sons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 10:11 AM
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7. thanks
:rofl:
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