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Peter Frank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-05-06 05:15 AM
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I have a nightmare...
Edited on Sun Mar-05-06 05:18 AM by Peter Frank
The world's population of wild birds is on the verge of being murdered by sharply-toothed earthworm-like creatures.

The slitherers had only seen the sun sporadically in youth; and with each exposure to it, a certain venom was generated in their salivary glands. They simultaneously developed shiny tails that shoot into the sky -- and morph into the favorite food of each species of flier!

Now the birds don't have to maintain their sharp natures in order hunt down their favorite foods. They can now casually eat on the wing.

While it gradually withdraws its shiny baited tail into its hole the ground -- the venomous slitherer's mind stealthily emerges from a nearby hole ...poised to devour every bird it has enticed to fly low.

Just a thought...





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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-05-06 05:17 AM
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1. Cliff-note interpretation....
...the Repugs are eating the world.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-05-06 05:33 AM
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2. It's official, I'm not going to sleep tonight
:)
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Peter Frank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-05-06 05:36 AM
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3. As well you shouldn't...

;)


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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-05-06 05:47 AM
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4. considering I decided to take a nap
at about noon yesterday, just a short one to revitalize myself, and ended up waking at 8PM, I get the feeling I'm up for the long haul. :)
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Peter Frank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 06:33 AM
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6. Life was sure simpler when we just "had a dream"...
...wasn't it?


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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-05-06 07:39 AM
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