I'm going for 5000 posts in the next two hours. Can I ask you anything?

[ZombieNixon]

Thought I'd switch things up a bit. :P

[ZombieNixon]

1. Apparently not.

:(

[NMMNG]

2. Ok.

:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

6. When I take a sip of Mountain Dew,

and then eat a Hint of Lime Tostito with medium salsa...why does it taste like raspberries?

Seriously, it does. It's weird. :shrug:

[NMMNG]

19. How the %$#@ should I know?

Seriously, I've never tried it so I can only guess there's some confluence of the fruity flavors in the various products (though why it would result in a raspberry taste I can't imagine).

[leftstreet]

3. Sure. Ask me anything.

:beer:

[ZombieNixon]

7. Why do the best ideas come to me in the shower,

but by the time I'm in a position to record, them, I've forgotten?

[leftstreet]

27. Because you're trapped. Alone.

You're forced to stare into the abyss of your own isolation and it stimulates your most creative, protective forces. But, alas, once you return to the safety of movement and freedom, you go back to thinking about things like 8 track tapes, or McDonald's french fries.

:beer:

[ZombieNixon]

33. You're really depressing, you know that?

:cry:

:P

[leftstreet]

47. BWWAAAAA!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I think that's why God made "shower radios."

HEY! Maybe you should invent a "shower tape recorder!"

[ZombieNixon]

59. I'd probably electrocute myself.

Do you think God could take a work order? :shrug:

:bounce:

7

[leftstreet]

62. ROFL!

HEY!

4,994!

[ZombieNixon]

63. ...

4,996!

YEEEAAAAARRRGGHHH!!! :bounce:

[leftstreet]

64. Can I be the poster who says "Congratulations ZombieNixon?"

:bounce:

[ZombieNixon]

65. Maybe...but I'll be evil about it!

Refresh the Lounge in a minute or so and you'll see why...:evilgrin:

[hobo_baggins]

4. ask away

[ZombieNixon]

9. Can I borrow $25?

:shrug:

[hobo_baggins]

12. ummm...no

but you can watch me spend 25 dollars

[ZombieNixon]

14. Would you buy me something, then?

:P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. Of course!

Ask me ANYTHING! I might not answer, though......:silly:

[ZombieNixon]

10. Are the penguins trying to kill me in my sleep?

:scared: :P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

17. They would NOT dare!

Not while I'm standing guard, anyhow!

Nobody hurts my ZombieNixon.....NOBODY!

:grr:

[ZombieNixon]

28. Sweet!

'Cuz you were prettty hardcore that time you stole my office chair. I can sleep safely now! :bounce:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

36. ROFLMAO!

Glad I'm back in your good graces now!

:loveya: :hug:

























And I did not either take your office chair! THAT was a dream...:P

[ZombieNixon]

38. So? If there had been insane penguins in my dream, I think you could have

kicked some ass with that office chair!

(If you're wondering why I'm on a penguin kick all of a sudden, it's because I unearthed this image from my hard drive today: ) :scared: I can't believe I made those in ninth grade!

[Ava]

8. looks like you only have 35 more posts to go

ask me a question but i may not answer ;)

[ZombieNixon]

11. Yep...can I ask you something?

[Ava]

15. sure

go ahead;)

[ZombieNixon]

22. If you have twenty apples and I take them all...what are you?

:shrug:

[Ava]

25. without apples?

? :silly:

[Ava]

30. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck

if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[ZombieNixon]

35. A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a

woodchuck could chuck wood. :P

[Ava]

39. no, your wrong.

He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

:P

[ZombieNixon]

40. Damn.

:(

Now that's a tongue twister. :crazy:

[Ava]

41. Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager

imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

[Ava]

42. If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot

To talk ere the tot could totter,
Ought the Hottenton tot
Be taught to say aught, or naught,
Or what ought to be taught her?
If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot
Be taught by her Hottentot tutor,
Ought the tutor get hot
If the Hottentot tot
Hoot and toot at her Hottentot tutor?

[Ava]

44. Ned Nott was shot

and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott
than Nott.
Some say Nott
was not shot.
But Shott says
he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott
was not shot,
or
Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott,
Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
then Shott was shot,
not Nott.
However,
the shot Shott shot shot not Shott --
but Nott.

[ZombieNixon]

46. Hot Hot Hot

:crazy:

[ZombieNixon]

45. My hovercraft is full of eels.

:silly:

[ZombieNixon]

43. No.

:P

[Ava]

49. another one for you

Je suis ce que je suis et si je suis ce que je suis, qu'est-ce que je suis?

[ZombieNixon]

50. Ní bac na mac an bhacaigh is ní bac an mac an bhacaigh leat.

Hey, it makes sense in Gaelic! :P

[Ava]

52. yet another

Un pâtissier qui pâtissait chez un tapissier qui tapissait, dit un jour au tapissier qui tapissait: vaut-il mieux pâtisser chez un tapissier qui tapisse ou tapisser chez un pâtissier qui pâtisse?

[Ava]

53. Suis-je bien chez ce cher Serge?

?? :)

[ZombieNixon]

Un chasseur sachant chasser sait chasser sans son chien. Un chasseur sach

:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

54. Strc prst skrz krk

:P

[Ava]

55. it was fun

Je suis fatigué et il est tard. bonne nuit

[ZombieNixon]

56. 'Nighty!

:P

[Ava]

57. and you've only got 9 more to go

;)

[ZombieNixon]

58. *8*

:bounce:

[Omphaloskepsis]

13. Go for it...

My reply might contain misinformation and profanity.

[ZombieNixon]

18. Then why the fuck is the earth shaped like a goddamn cube?

Pisses me the fuck off! :grr: :P

[Omphaloskepsis]

48. My dear ZombieNixon.

Geodesy is the study of the shape of the earth. I believe the scientific community has concluded that the shape of the Earth is a oblate spheroid.

Have a wonderful night.

[ZombieNixon]

51. What if it were a scalene ellipsoid?

Would it just spin out of control? Because that would suck. :shrug:

[Omphaloskepsis]

60. That is a fucking stupid question...

If that were the case the only negative would be my intercourse with Ann Coulter occurring at this very point in time. The world would be fine and my mental health specialist would get rich.

[ZombieNixon]

61. "intercourse" + "Ann Coulter" = EEEEEEW!!!

:puke: :scared:

[XemaSab]

16. Ask me! Ask me!

:bounce:

[ZombieNixon]

20. Why is the broccoli in your avatar

staring lustily at the popcorn in your signature line? :shrug:

[XemaSab]

24. .

:o

[Katherine Brengle]

21. I've got one:

A real one, even--I am curious how you came to be called "ZombieNixon"? Very interesting username...

[Ava]

23. and i want to know what the heck

your avatar is. lol

[ZombieNixon]

31. I will, if you can give your best answers to two questions:

What does it look like?

and

What do you think it would look like from the other side?

(Hint: they're both letters of the alphabet)

Really, I'm surprised no one has asked this question before. :shrug:

[Ava]

32. pc?

???

[ZombieNixon]

34. Almost...P and E

The E is less obvious, because it's done in a more non-connected style.

The initial P and E stand for Picasso Entertainment, the current name of a software company I hope to get off the ground something soon. I wanted to make the avatar image rotate, but I couldn't get the file under the 2K limit, so I just kept the frontal image.

[Ava]

37. cool

:thumbsup:

[ZombieNixon]

26. ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4096392#4096927

[Katherine Brengle]

29. lol....