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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 07:47 PM
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What question do you absolutely hate?
How about "why aren't you married?"
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 07:48 PM
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1. "How come you only had one child?"
Um, because that's all I wanted, not that it's anyone else's business.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 08:01 PM
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7. Someone's actually asked you that?
I know, I know — you hate that question, too. :hi:
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 07:48 PM
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2. How old are you?
I'm old enough to not answer truthfully.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 07:49 PM
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3. "You don't drink? Why not?"
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 07:54 PM
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4. Yeah, that's a bad one.
but I have a stock answer "because the opposite sex does not find me attractive."

I really hate the question: "What kind of job would you like?"
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 07:57 PM
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5. There are four:
1) How old are you?
I hate the response to my answer-"Are you sure? You don't look that old."
2) Why aren't you married?
My answer: "None of your damned business."
3) When are you going to give your daughter a brother or sister?
Answer: "When monkeys fly out of my ass."
4) Are they real?
Answer: "Do I look like I have the money to make my breasts bigger? Leave me the fuck alone."
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 07:58 PM
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6. aaaarrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhh!!!!!
Yeah, don't you love the notion that you're too stupid to know how old you are, or that if you decided to lie about your age it would be in the wrong direction.
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 08:01 PM
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8. Why the hell would I lie about my age?
The average answer I hear is that I look 23. Why would I tell the truth and say I'm 31?

Screw them. Next time some guy ask me I'll tell them I'm 15.
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tjdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 08:02 PM
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9. You don't have a boyfriend?
It implies a)I should, b)something's wrong with me that I don't, and c)I should think it's weird that I don't have a boyfriend.

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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 08:02 PM
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10. "When's your baby due?"
I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. :cry:
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FarLeftRage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 08:03 PM
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11. "What do you mean?"
I had a co-worker who used to asked me that all the time...

I especially hated it, when he was training me and I would ask him job-specific questions.
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