1) How old are you? I hate the response to my answer-"Are you sure? You don't look that old." 2) Why aren't you married? My answer: "None of your damned business." 3) When are you going to give your daughter a brother or sister? Answer: "When monkeys fly out of my ass." 4) Are they real? Answer: "Do I look like I have the money to make my breasts bigger? Leave me the fuck alone."
Yeah, don't you love the notion that you're too stupid to know how old you are, or that if you decided to lie about your age it would be in the wrong direction.
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