After stapling my thumb, I will admit to Brit Hume tomorrow that.....

[Wetzelbill]

I had one beer with dinner. Anheuser World. Not bad. I do regret not reporting it to the media sooner, however my concern was with my thumb. We have been good friends for over thirty years.... close friends..... associates... and seeing him go down in a flurry of staples was one of the worst moments of my life. No there wasn't a coverup. I did have the proper permits to use the stapler. However I have not taken a stapler safety class in Arizona, only in Montana in Kindergarten where I also learned to carry scissors with the sharp edges pointed down and not to eat that delicious, delicious paste. I do not have a drinking problem, only some youthful indiscretions. I am concerned with my thumb right now, and my heart goes out to his four family members, and until his condition improves I will not comment any further. :)

[RevCheesehead]

1. ROFLMAO!

:rofl:

You too funny. :evilgrin:

[Wetzelbill]

2. yup, I have my moments

:)

[Left_Winger]

3. Good one!

:spray:

[Bunny]

4. Good one!

:rofl:

[Minnesota Libra]

5. I'm ROTFLMAO here - this is so cute and..........

......I for one think you should send this to some of the papers who carried the Cheney shooting story. It humerously points out how ridiculous his story was. THANKS FOR THE LAUGH :rofl: :yourock:

[Arugula Latte]

6. When will your thumb apologize for causing you such anguish?

:shrug:

[Wetzelbill]

7. he will soon

I'm sure of it!!!!!